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Rigor mortis

Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.

I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
by Trap=crap March 20, 2017
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Pre•Rigor Mortis

~Extremely similar to "Rigor Mortis" which is the stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death, usually lasting from one to four days.

•"Pre•Rigor Mortis"is an extremely painful version of "Early Onset" Rigor Mortis that attacks quickly and begins stiffening the joints and muscles of a body days or quite possibly several years before the Grim Reaper even shows up.
Did you hear about Muggy? Pre•Rigor Mortis definitely crept in at somepoint on the front nine today well before we grabbed the glizzies at the turn and headed to the back. He looked like a statue riddled with an indescribable type of pain. Almost as if the veins that support his joints and muscles were playing a terrible prank and decided to pump concrete mixed with volcano lava instead of normal blood, He still shot the lowest round of all of us out there today and left with our pride and money, but he could hardly even swing the golf club out there this afternoon.
by MuggyKwik November 2, 2025
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wordie morty

person A : I love playing wordle! its my favourite game!
person B: You're a nerd. No one likes wordle THAT much, what a wordie morty
by aku sayang January 15, 2024
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Micro-mortis

(my-crow-more-tiss (noun) -

When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.

Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...

Don't be like Timmy!

(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...
by Allmadhere April 16, 2021
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climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.
The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.
by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020
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rigor mortis

a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck
by cumdumpstur November 19, 2022
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strawberry morty

rick: hey look summer I turned Morty to a strawberry
Morty: I'm strawberry mortyyyyy!
by b3zji October 5, 2020
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