Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".

Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"

by TheHomieUD March 14, 2009

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

by Barista May 19, 2014

Mocha Magic

Using a mixture of both fecal matter and semen as lubricant for a sexual purpose.

Me and tina ran out of lube, so we just made some Mocha Magic and continued going at it.

by Limi Jimmy August 23, 2018

Peppermint Mocha

Gargling with mint mouthwash prior to performing anal oral sex.

How does a peppermint mocha sound tonight when the kids are in bed?

by Imluvnit December 20, 2020

Mocha Latte

A term used to indirectly refer to hipsters, also used for white upper middle class girls who love Starbucks. Sometimes is Frappe Mocha Latte instead.

Look at that kid with his Mocha Latte and skinny jeans

by dextromethorphan July 13, 2021

Mocha coosta

When someone goes to Starbucks and buys a mocha frappichino then add some LSD to the frappichino and ride around on a roller coaster

Guy 1: Dude are u thinking what I'm thinking

Guy 2: if your thinking doin a mocha coosta then hell ya

by D-pack chopra June 24, 2012

mocha

token ulpana queer. mostly seen crying in social worker's office or locker room. emotional wreckage but best gay older sibling and moral support provider. usually a teddy bear, but terrifying when they're in character for the play. will screenshot your view once photos.

jack: did you see mocha?
crutchie: yes, they were crying in atara's office

by pancake at the disco May 22, 2022