Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".
Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"
by TheHomieUD November 03, 2008
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Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.
When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!
by Barista May 19, 2014
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mocha deluxe daddy

A mocha deluxe daddy is referred to as a black man because their skin matches the color of the mocha beverage. He is considered a man of top quality, and extremely hard to resist. Not only he's irresistible by his looks, but he is also irresistible in bed to a point where pulling out isn't an option.
Her lady Friend: Who's that guy on your phone?
Her: oh him? That's my mocha deluxe daddy. Omg he's so hot!
by Anonymous sourcer September 30, 2022
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Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.
This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.
by One Man Wolf Pack August 24, 2013
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Mocha Glam

Defined by being glammed up almost blackface with brozing powder and foundation.
Wow that girl is Mocha Glam
by Tall Hans April 15, 2020
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Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side
Emma: hey can I get a venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet?
Cashier: ...sure
by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023
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Coochie Mocha

Coochie Mocha

Noun.
When a girl goes to take a piss after being fucked to hell by her significant other, but the sex was so similar to rape that it caused blood to draw and coagulate instantly, becoming a dark brown fluid that tastes similar to mocha.
Girl: Hey babe, come here and have a taste of my Coochie Mocha
by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 03, 2019
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