muff skin

Paper wrapper around a muffin

You don't eat the muff skin.

by icehole666 February 23, 2009

Puff Muff

An otherwise desirable woman who smokes.

Sally is definitely cute, but I'm just not into puff muff.

by doooosh September 9, 2009

muff punt

Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.

Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.

by Raetsch September 19, 2008

Cabbage Muff

A term originated in New Jersey to put down an opposing Jersey bitch in an argument. Many people do not understand what this means, but then again...

It's a Jersey thing.

Jersey Whore 1: Are you insulting my family?
Jersey Whore 2: Shut up ya gabage!
Jersey Whore 1: No, ya gabage ya cabbage muff!

by dickmasterflex October 15, 2010

muff burger

A tasty snack of the female flavour

I love chewing on your muff burger

by SJ January 12, 2004

Poo Muff

Poo Muff- An individual who has bits of poo in their pubic hair

Is often cited as a reason to turn down sexual intercourse

I was going to have sex with her....until I saw she had Poo muff

by Johnny Fonatine January 23, 2011

meff

n. Derogative. Meff is to describe an alcoholic homeless person, or a 'tramp' who lives in a house.

The word first originated in Liverpool, England, where it is still used as an insult.

Look at that guy, he's a proper meff.

by Lpoolboy May 13, 2005