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Agenda-based metrics

Facts and figures presented in a manner to force people to a specific conclusion vice forming their own opinion.
His agenda-based metrics don't allow you to consider any other possibilities!
by Shputz August 23, 2011
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Metric Fuckton

One metric fuckton is equal to 7 billion and 10 million tons or 1.402e+13 pounds. This is calculated by haveing a metric fuckton be equal to 10 duck loads and 1 fuckload being equal to the population of china, which is 1.402 billion.
Joe: Man I have a Metric Fuckton of laundry to do today
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds
by Your mother is 1.402e+13 lbs August 17, 2022
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Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.
- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.
by Krippa November 24, 2020
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Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.
Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.
by ARH December 23, 2013
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English-o-metrics

Use of a mathematical model in the English language.

It is customary to write items in a series with required articles. For example, we write 'a book, a pen, a rubber and a bag'. Mathematically speaking, the article 'a' is common to all the items. So put in a mathematical format, it would be like 'a (book, pen, rubber and bag)' and would be 'a book, pen, rubber and bag' with the removal of brackets/parentheses. (However, mathematics does not allow this.) Both expressions are acceptable.

Suppose we write 'a book, a pen, an erasure and a bag'. Here, the article 'a' cannot be taken as a common factor because there is 'an' before 'erasure'. So it would be wrong to say 'a book, pen, erasure and bag'.
English-o-metrics is a hypothetical branch of linguistics.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 25, 2020
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super metrical

beats in rhythm lined up in a bad-assery way.
more symmetrical than a linear line.
that beat was super metrical it made me kloog my pants. (see kloog)
by jetpack 5o December 15, 2011
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Metrics Culture

A subculture gaining traction worldwide, brought about by the ever expanding technologies capable of monitoring performance and bodily functions. Metrics ostensibly meant to help individuals perform better, lose weight, sleep better or just feel better may impart helpful information but also feed a never ending spiral of performance obsession and weight loss fixation. Replacing intuition about one's own body with a set of numbers may move the individual further from reality than closer to it.
"My riding buddy can't even fart without checking his smartwatch, he's been swallowed by metrics culture."
by Laughing Goat August 2, 2025
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