Ashley Meehan

The dirtiest Catholic whore in all of North Carolina.

I pulled an Ashley Meehan last night

by 325whore October 14, 2011

Stephen Merchant

Hot dude
i love him
he is pretty
i fangirl over him
i love stephen merchant
<3

Me- I love stephen merchant
Friend- No he is a nerd
Me- Good bye
Friend = dead

by omgomgomgiloveyou June 16, 2011

ant meehan

the man; one of the guitar players in the band Veritas

person a - "yo man did you see that last Veritas show?"
person b - " yeah man, Ant Meehan is the shit!"

by jointheinsanity February 18, 2008

Anal Merchant

1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.

2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.

woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..

by monkeescrotum October 13, 2010

Blade Merchant

It's hard tae explain mate... It's like when ye come hame fae a night oot wi the troops after popping hexies aw night and this raj cunt fae muirhoose comes up tae your bit wi a knife wanting tae jib ye.

"Mate, stay awai fae that cunt, he's a blade merchant, he will pure slash ye"

"Ken mate, he's a bam"

by BeckyBoo21421995 September 4, 2016

handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

by von groovy September 15, 2019

Merchant Banker

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.

"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.

by gilo December 2, 2004