Melissa 

1. honeybee in Greek
2. a nymph who took care of a young Zeus
3. genus name of five herbs in the mint family of plants
4. someone who is clueless about pop culture

1-3: A honeybee pollinated a mint plant as a nymph sat nearby taking care of a god.

4: Melissa: "Um... what is a walk of shame? And what does TFLN mean? Teflon?"

Saddened friend: "You are such a Melissa... go look at urban dictionary."

Melissa: "What's that?"

Melissa by Maggie Keenen November 5, 2009

Melissa 

The hottest girl alive.
Everyone loves her.

-Oh man Melissa is so perfect, I wanna be with her!!!!
-Not only you, bro.

Melissa by lilbibi June 6, 2019

Melissa 

Melissa is the kindest person you will ever meet. She is so loving and caring to everyone. She likes to try and make everyone laugh. And she likes to have a fun time. Melissa is the type of person who doesn’t have a boyfriend but wants one. So many boys have a crush on her. She is extremely talented. And she is incredibly beautiful.

Person 1: Omg, she’s so beautiful, who is she?
Person 2: She’s definitely a Melissa

Melissa by Julienne Jones July 27, 2019

Melissa 

Melissa is an army who loves Bts and loves to tell people to love yourself and you should.

For an army friend named melissa

Melissa by taezuik November 26, 2019

Melissa 

Has a Fat ass

Friend A: Melissa has a fat ass
Friend B: Yeah she does

Melissa by Warlockofsalt December 1, 2021

Melissa 

Melissa

Melissa is the worst she is a bitch and a asshole to m PPL

Melissa by kjsaKInguds November 21, 2022

Melissa 

a person who hits their head a lot

"that girl is such a melissa"

Melissa by aceyb February 6, 2010