Mega Bed

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.

”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."

by kerb-stirer November 21, 2019

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mega moist

mega moist is exactly as it sounds
except its 10 time more moist

“thats mega moist dude”
“she was mega moist for me”

by your local moist provider June 7, 2018

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mega-lardass

a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon

guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table.

by g4000 April 3, 2009

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mega grunty

Process of taking a massive shit that just wont come out.

Everyone in and around the toilet could hear me while i was having a mega grunty

by Conjibet September 18, 2019

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mega finger

holding up all 4 fingers, index, middle, ring, and pinky grouped together, outside facing the other person, the thumb hiding behind the palm, also related to super finger and cosmic finger

Jake: Dude, that guy held up his hand like he was going to bitch slap me but he just put his hand down and walked away
Dude: Jake, he gave u the mega finger

by Damian Parkinson October 24, 2008

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mega daddy

A mega daddy is a person that you can look at after 20 years and still think "Damn. He sexy." but he still hot AF and you want the D at 50 fucking years old. #70YearOldPantyDroppa

Woman A: He my mega daddy.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.

Woman: See, he knows what's up.

by legitimacyandpaws December 29, 2015

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