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big meaty balls

"I have big meaty balls." "Proof?"
by a guy with big meaty balls April 11, 2021
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A series of meaty beneathies

The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.
Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.
by Zonal K November 25, 2019
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meaty sleeping aid

penis. Sex is followed by sleep, hence giving a meaty sleeping aid.
(my girl had trouble sleeping last night, so I gave her a meaty sleeping aid)
by hornswaggler June 9, 2009
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Meaty Bite Growl

When your having a shit and stop mid push to let your dog chew it out your arse while you masturbate.
Dude the whore house has closed down maybe I’ll just go have a meaty bite growl
by Big Sword August 16, 2018
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Meaty Bow Tie

The wrapping of one's penis around the base of the scrotum and then held tight against the inner thigh without using one's hands.
I showed her the meaty bow tie and that's how I met your mother.
by buttdavehead May 1, 2014
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Meaty Bitch Breaker

I sprayed nut lava on her tits with my meaty bitch breaker
by Poopiepookalamazoo May 28, 2017
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Meaty Pablo ™

Also Known As; Meat Wad, Meat Wad Da Eat Gawd, Jin Sing Tee, Doug Heffernan, Dal., Daluris, Dalurism, Mister McFeely

A long time member of Hip Hop forums, such as Lyrickings, Underground Mic, Emcee Invasion, MicForums, HipHopEmcees, Rhyme2Reason, and many others, this proponent of hiphop forums has been creeping around the net since approximately 2001. His name, Luis, a latino native of Arizona, has been Super mod, Mod of poetry areas, Admin of his own sites, and a loyal regular member among the likes of 40oz, and Ock, noted admins of many such sites. His historic humor, awkward statements, and gentle social nature, has made him supremely popular among many of those he has met throughout the years, such as one of his long time friends, PopcornPimpz. With satiric wit, huge heart and open ears, Meaty will forever be remembered as the BEST forum member, none the like anyone has ever seen.
yo, did you see what Meaty Pablo ™ said in that thread about monkeys?..
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