johnny mccormick

A hot as motherfucker that has a huge cock and always gets major bitches and ripped as fuck but he loves to cuddle

Johnny McCormick has such a huge cock

by Slayingalways March 21, 2017

Nicolas McCormick

He's the most handsome, funny, guy ik. He makes me feel safe and loved and no matter the situation he always keeps me safe. Eveenn if im being ridiculous and we argue n i storm off he makes sure i safely storm off lol. I love him with all my heart. i genuinely want to stay with him forever, and i wanna grow old with him. Have all the ups and downs with him by my side. And i wanna be by his side. Forever. PARTNERS IN CRIME hehehehehe he mine. my safe place. my happiness. i honestly wouldn't be here without him i need him. he makes me feel sane. makes me feel at peace. He always makes me happy, he satifies all my needdddsss hehe. he pleaures me the best and always gives me sweets when i on period lol. i love him. he treates me like a princess. i his little princess. his only. I hope i make him as happy as he makes me. i really hope so. i want him to be happy. I love him so much. Im the luckest person ever to have a Nicolas Mccormick loving me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3333 i love him so much its unbelievable

Omg you have a Nicolas McCormick in your life? You're so lucky!!!!

by Hxll-Boo November 17, 2021

Kenny McCormick

A South Park charater with an Orange coat and a muffled voice, He is also the one that gets killed the most, 126 times according to wikipedia.

"mrrrmr mmmph mm rmmmrmr" said Kenny McCormick

by TymonirTymonovic February 16, 2023

Stuffs McCrackin

Noun - A person who, after masturbation gets old, "practices" guitar, all day.

- A person who never pays anyone back, even though he gives his word he will. Later on you might find out that this creatures word is as crooked as its fingers.

- This ego might seem to be all this creature has. Except maybe the dimebag in his pocket.

- Do not talk about a female of any sort around this creature, it will get very angry and bark "BUHH" at you. Will not stop until it's message is clear- It's pissed and wants to hear nothing more. Example of the use of mating call/cry of anger: "BUH, there he is!"

-Never question this creature, you will be sorry. It will pound it's "reason" into your head until you end up going crazy.

Person A.) Buh, shut up. No one cares. Buh!

Person B.) But man I....
Person A.) Buh, sdfiwefvdfvdfuck!(???)
Person B.)......
(conversation ends)

WARNING: never let this thing in your car, it might break the shit out of whatever is in the car, or throw tea and stain the interior of your car.

-Haha, you gotta hear this, I saw this Stuffs McCrackin, creepy looking thing, running across the road the other day. It was crying out a lot so my friends and I ran it over, put it out of its misery.

by Flip the Billy February 24, 2011

bert mccracken

Very talented vocalist for the band the Used..oh and by the way, I met him at the Wraped tour..lets just say humping his leg isn't all it's cracked up to be

by Sandra September 12, 2003

BERT MCCRACKEN

Brother of Phil

Hey, aren't you Phil's brother?

by fdslkj February 1, 2004

fat mccracken

Fat McCracken is a guy who is hilarious and has long hair (of which people say makes him look like a girl) But I don't think so. Yet...he is strangely attractive, lol. Yes yes! Very sexy and very cool.

Fat McCracken has a friend named Fat Stasik.

Fat Stasik finds Fat McCracken quite sexy, lol. :-)

by Amy March 14, 2005