mao

Mao is the blueprint of all Archangel members. Mao is pure, and clean.
Mao loves everyone dearly.
Mao is Dahling

Person 1: Mao.
Person 2: Aoaoao.
Person 1: Mao. Mao mao. 🐎

- @mariiahstruely (twtter)

by mariiahstruely September 29, 2020

Mao

The highest level ( most insulting ) level of noob-ness. It is used in the place of yelling the word noob so u dont have to use your caps lock or shift key. in other words... Mao = NOOB, noob is not as bad as NOOB because caps show Screaming

Guy 1 (talking about guys 3)"That guy is such a NOOB"

Guy 2 "No that guy is a Mao!!!"

Guy 3 " ROFL ROFL ROFL IMMA mao WTF IS THAT IM SO NOOBISH IDK WTF URBANDICTIONARY IS!!!"

by ReptarRAWRRAWRRAWR March 25, 2009

Den Mao

A god that takes the form of an everyday cat. His cat name is Denji but he is actually the all powerful Den Mao.

Bro I asked the Den Mao to stop the rain if I gave him more servitude and he did. Just don’t make it mad or it’ll eat your soul.

by Servant of the Den Mao May 25, 2024

Orange Mao

Trump

Every illegal Mexican in the place was terrified of Orange Mao.

by TheCav February 1, 2025

Ming Mang Mao

When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.

Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!

by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022

mao brain

Getting a blowjob from a woman of Asian decent

I got mao brain at the Chinese sorority party last night

by CliccLiKe May 3, 2020

God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.

I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days

by get the hell off my property October 12, 2021