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Testicular Manslaughter

Any contact on the male genitalia that is vicious and uncalled for and causes pain, Done by Accident or on Purpose. That act usually causes the victim to drop to the ground, clutching his junk.
Did you see that testicular manslaughter?? That ball went STRAIGHT for that guys junk.

Did you hear about John and his Testicular Manslaughter?? That should teach him not to cheat on his girlfriend.
by Kannon Kadaver February 25, 2010
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MacSlap

Noun: A high quality self-adhering vinyl decal that allows you to easily personalize your Apple devices and express your individuality.

Verb: Customize (MacBook, iPad or iPhone) with a vinyl decal so as to make it original and completely unique.
Yo, I heard that Pete MacSlapped his iPhone and now he's the coolest kid at the coffee shop
by MacSlaps September 26, 2011
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Manscapril

Use your imagination with your manscaping during the month of APRIL.
This month is ManscApril so act accordingly please.
by DannyJ November 10, 2013
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ManScape

When you shave you pubic hair and other words go dick bald therefore you mustn’t have hair on your dick
I am going to school to manscape
by Dickcheesesesr March 15, 2019
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Manscaping

The ancient Algerian art of removing unwanted sexual frustration by way of combining the act of gardening/landscaping with the concept of sexual desire and optimum stress releif.
Sarah, why not pay John a visit? He is taking his break up hard and could do with some serious manscaping....
by NortyNadia July 29, 2019
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manscaped

A person who used mansacped ball.....yeah
Im manscaped.
by Janewatchessteviet August 8, 2021
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manalapan

fucking dumbass bitches who try so very hard to be popular when in reality no one gives a fuck. ur cool if u vape and do drugs and ur a loser if u don’t dress or act like a fucking whore. girls dont have a sense of style w them ugly ass ugg slippers, leggings, and a crop top. god help you if you’re emo. boys wear shorts in fucking 40 degree weather and also have no goddamn sense of style

everyone goes to the mall for some stupid fucking reason and the even stupider ones smoke weed in that one alleyway right next to primark. to be cool u have to fucking smoke weed and hit nic mad or else ur called a loser. annoying ass pick me girls at every corner spending mommy and daddy’s money and giving head in eighth grade

fucking leave this town immediately
colts neck hs kid: did u hear another 8th grader from mpan got arrested for giving head in the matress section of macy’s?

howell hs kid: what do u expect its manalapan
by ihatempan June 7, 2022
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