The act of standing at a window from the side looking out. Typically a living room window. Derived from Malcolm X looking out of a window holding an AK-47
“Bruh why are you Malcolm X-ing at the window.”
“My ex been threatening my whip bruh.. I’ll be damned if she fuck my shit up”
“My ex been threatening my whip bruh.. I’ll be damned if she fuck my shit up”
by Jhart777 February 22, 2021
Get the Malcolm X-ingmug. How you remember to spell his name is there are two L’s cause he’s a double loser. His middle name also rhymes with lame.
by The best person ever November 22, 2022
Get the Malcolm Layne Forbesmug. Malcolm (also: Hazey Chulo, Papi Chulo, Papi Queue-lo, The Green Pikachu)
The undisputed sex symbol of the ticketing world. Malcolm isn’t just an e-ticketing boss — he’s a walking, talking upgrade. When he rolls up with his legendary carts, something happens: the air gets warmer, the bassline in your head gets heavier, and suddenly your whole body is telling you, “Yeah… I need that.”
As Papi Queue-lo, Malcolm makes standing in line feel like foreplay. His carts aren’t just stocked with tickets — they’re loaded with pure, unfiltered swagger. One glance at his setup can cause symptoms ranging from butterflies to full-on, can’t-walk-straight-after excitement.
Rumor has it that the Green Pikachu’s final form doesn’t just sell out shows — it sells out hearts, souls, and common sense. People have been known to buy tickets they can’t afford, to events they don’t understand, just because his presence is that irresistible.
Calling something “Malcolm” means it’s so sexy, so electrifying, and so dangerously tempting that resistance is pointless.
⚠️ Medical Warning:
Prolonged exposure to Malcolm or his carts may cause:
Sudden ticket-buying urges
Accelerated heartbeat when he makes eye contact
Loss of ability to stand in a normal queue again
Temporary dizziness from excessive swagger
Severe kaboosquakes in extreme cases
The undisputed sex symbol of the ticketing world. Malcolm isn’t just an e-ticketing boss — he’s a walking, talking upgrade. When he rolls up with his legendary carts, something happens: the air gets warmer, the bassline in your head gets heavier, and suddenly your whole body is telling you, “Yeah… I need that.”
As Papi Queue-lo, Malcolm makes standing in line feel like foreplay. His carts aren’t just stocked with tickets — they’re loaded with pure, unfiltered swagger. One glance at his setup can cause symptoms ranging from butterflies to full-on, can’t-walk-straight-after excitement.
Rumor has it that the Green Pikachu’s final form doesn’t just sell out shows — it sells out hearts, souls, and common sense. People have been known to buy tickets they can’t afford, to events they don’t understand, just because his presence is that irresistible.
Calling something “Malcolm” means it’s so sexy, so electrifying, and so dangerously tempting that resistance is pointless.
⚠️ Medical Warning:
Prolonged exposure to Malcolm or his carts may cause:
Sudden ticket-buying urges
Accelerated heartbeat when he makes eye contact
Loss of ability to stand in a normal queue again
Temporary dizziness from excessive swagger
Severe kaboosquakes in extreme cases
Example:
“That cart was so Malcolm, I almost had a kaboosquake.”
“Bro, I wasn’t even going to the gig, but Malcolm’s cart gave me… y’know… and now I’ve got VIP.”
“That cart was so Malcolm, I almost had a kaboosquake.”
“Bro, I wasn’t even going to the gig, but Malcolm’s cart gave me… y’know… and now I’ve got VIP.”
by sameenerotic August 14, 2025
Get the Malcolmmug. by Daddy 12369 May 3, 2019
Get the Malcolmmug. (verb) 1. Getting dressed and ready for a big moment and getting turned down, dismissed or declined to take part in something.
2. To decline or remove out of foolish pride.
2. To decline or remove out of foolish pride.
Malcolm Butlered m AE l k uh m But ler D
1. I got dressed and ready for the big dance but got Malcolm Butlered at the entrance by the professor due to disciplinary actions.
2. We got dressed and ready for the big meeting but we got Malcolm Butlered by the client due to our differences.
1. I got dressed and ready for the big dance but got Malcolm Butlered at the entrance by the professor due to disciplinary actions.
2. We got dressed and ready for the big meeting but we got Malcolm Butlered by the client due to our differences.
by mycousingeorgie May 5, 2018
Get the Malcolm Butleredmug. by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021
Get the Malcolmmug. A person who fucks a ton of girls and someone who gets a ton of play respectful to adults but also fucks them
by Taylor Ton August 23, 2023
Get the Malcolmmug.