A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
by Unchangeable Bird December 20, 2017
Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023
by MrBunBuns1496 May 15, 2025
A subset of driftwood including the remains of man-made wooden objects, such as, buildings and their contents washed into the sea during storms, wooden objects discarded into the water from shore, dropped dunnage or lost cargo from ships (jetsam), and the remains of shipwrecked wooden ships and boats (flotsam).
by Athowhen May 11, 2012
A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.
I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.
by Eushshtb June 12, 2021
A lumber party is when you have 12 beautiful girls hide around the house you're staying at, and you "lumber" around and try to find them. Usually teams are broken up into single digits and then the person who finds the most women gets to sleep with each one.
by ilikepenguins! January 01, 2011
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