Soggy Lobster

(n.): Word to describe a penis that explodes during ejaculation. The skin is torn in several places and the flesh protrudes out, dripping with blood and semen. Usually brought on by recreational use of viagra and penis pumping combined.

A soggy lobster.

by CrunchyCrab October 27, 2010

lobster mafia

Members of the New England lobster fishing community who vigilantly protect their territorial waters from newcomers. They frequently inherit their fishing grounds from their parents.

Steve set some traps over in Barrett's Cove and next week the lobster mafia put sugar in his gas tank.

by zabazuve-ha January 21, 2008

lobster lips

An exceptionally pink vagina very crusty like lobster lips

Her lobster lips were too nasty to eat out

by Gcarr21 February 17, 2015

lobster knob

When an erect penis has experienced a high frequency of masturbation within a small timeframe.

Resulting in a penis with a resemblance to the color of a cooked lobster.

Jake and Josh were at the pub, Jake turned to Josh after a busy day of masturbation and described his penis as having lobster knob.

by Bunch ‘O Cunts January 30, 2018

Lobster Special

When you and the boys swap smegma.

You know them boys ordering the Lobster Special down there on the farm, right?

by Almond Terror June 21, 2021

Lobster Potting

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.

All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.

by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018

vaginal lobster

When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.

Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche herself last month.

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007