Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife

An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.

After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"

by BrutalMastodon August 21, 2010

five finger linger

Putting one's entire hand inside an orifice for sexual stimulation. Like fisting, except my girlfriend doesn't find the "five finger linger" to be quite as revoltingly blunt as "fisting".

If I really want to abuse her hole, I simply give her the ol' five finger linger.

by T-B0NE666 January 4, 2005

linoleum

A shaved bush. The opposite of shag carpet. Smooth.

Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.

by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

Linget

N. A female that has futuristic lingo. A female from lingolia.

I am the opposite of a lingolian, I'm a linget.

by Therealfuture June 18, 2011

linglan

When your testicles hang 3 times (or more) lower that your penis

Haha he has a linglan

by rush edits February 13, 2015

Lingering booty

When you hook up with a girl right before you go on vacation so you don't need the booty while away.

Jim got lingering booty before he went up Florida with his family so he's good.

by E31221 December 18, 2016

Lingwenis

The tender skin on the underside of your kneecap.

Random dude: *swings chainsaw at another random dude's leg*
Another Random dude: Bro you almost cut my lingwenis!

by SexySkank1215 March 12, 2017