A term I invented today for LinkedIn Influencers who like and comment on their own stuff to get traction, handing themselves a virtual "finger bang" or "tug tug", instead of waiting for the engagement pod they are in to rally together and do it for them..
Noticed Karen on LinkedIn today, partaking in a bit of Linkedfluencer Postasturbation to boost her posts by liking it herself, and talking to herself on it from another profile to boost engagement.
by Shields Recruits January 9, 2025
Get the Linkedfluencer Postasturbation mug.A term referring to unemployed Indian programmers who are known to populate Tech Twitter with undesired engagement bait in an attempt to cope with the current job market.
Does he know that posting "Next.js or React?" on Twitter won't get him a job?
Shhh.. he's a LinkedIndian.
Shhh.. he's a LinkedIndian.
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Get the LinkedIndian mug.A corporate apology following a backlash against an unpopular policy, devoid of any sincerity or contrition, and usually couched in PR language i.e. "We're so sorry if we upset anyone, this was never our intention and we strive to build the best brand for our customers"
These apologies are usually found on LinkedIn, and are primarily a tool to appeal to investors rather than customers, and the term can be used more broadly to call out any fake/insincere apology.
These apologies are usually found on LinkedIn, and are primarily a tool to appeal to investors rather than customers, and the term can be used more broadly to call out any fake/insincere apology.
Tina: Did Brad ever apologise for ruining over that minor league mascot during last week's charity 10k?
Sam: not really, he just posted a 'LinkedIn apology' on his socials saying he was sorry if anyone was upset by his actions, and he'll take some time to reflect before deciding whether to crash his car onto an athletics field again.
Sam: not really, he just posted a 'LinkedIn apology' on his socials saying he was sorry if anyone was upset by his actions, and he'll take some time to reflect before deciding whether to crash his car onto an athletics field again.
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The term Lanced refers to when a poor unsuspecting player is contacted by none other than CaptainLance9 to have his precious item turned into an "investment" in the future of Lance's build and crafts.
The term Lanced refers to when a poor unsuspecting player is contacted by none other than CaptainLance9 to have his precious item turned into an "investment" in the future of Lance's build and crafts.
Did you guys see how he just Lanced that poor Kalandra's Touch? He says its an investment, but CAUGHT.
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Marc: I heard Bennett got lined by Alicia, they kicked down his door and ran his pockets!
Bennett: Alicia lined me, I can never trust a thot ever again.
Bennett: Alicia lined me, I can never trust a thot ever again.
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