lessard

A lizard disguised as a human. They are taking over the planet slowly with their lizard ways.

A think he's a lessard

by That fat cat 56789 March 25, 2016

learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.

"That'll learn you a lesson!"

by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006

Flying Lessons

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary position. You are both on an upper floor of a tall building and you're doing her on a table or desk or something against a window. After you come, you push her out the window.

So at work today, me and Jacky were having sex in the break room. She kept whining about my dick being too big so I gave her flying lessons.

by anthesiac October 28, 2008

Lesser Spotted Chobbit

Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.

Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.

by Mike Byrne August 6, 2006

awkward lesser panda

One who is perpetually on a diet but nonetheless continues to consume a disporportionately massive amount of food.

One, like songminjae, who speaks, pauses and laughs intermittently. However, this is not done for comedic effect, but is indicative of what might be a more serious speech impediment.

I thought.. hhahaha.. I was more of a awkward lesser panda.. haha

by UPenn Law October 23, 2011

lesso

Lesbian (Aust.)

Crikey , I didn't know she was a lesso.

by yeahnaa May 16, 2018

the lesser of two evils

The Democrats or Republicans, whichever party you vote for (unless you do the "cool thing" and vote for some third party sack of shit).

Don't throw you're vote away on some third party douche, at least vote for the lesser of two evils.

by Disgruntled Marmot May 26, 2004