leaning tripod

somebody with a huge dick

that ginger is a leaning tripod

by sir kamen roberts November 14, 2011

Leaving Time

An exclamation of the need to leave swiftly upon something having gone tits up or someone having done something 'Illegal'

"I just lit that bush/car/firestation on fire"
"LEAVING TIME!!"

by LeavingTimeCrew September 5, 2013

leaning sideways

High, stoned, blazed.

Take a whiff of this satori, it'll have you leaning sideways with a single hit.

by sanctum666 November 30, 2013

Leaning Tower of Poopsa

A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.

The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.

by sidewinder717 November 11, 2013

Leaving in 5

A blatant lie made by someone who clearly still hasn't showered, eaten, or gotten changed yet. This person will probably not show up within an hour.

Kieffer Orszulak: leaving in 5
Me: cut the shit dude

by Cody Dias June 2, 2015

leaking ink

Is when a female is crazy horny, she's "leaking ink"

I'm so damn horny "I'm leaking ink"

by tictac126 June 8, 2016

Leamington Lightning

A phenomenon that occurs in the town of Leamington, where a business (usually a restaurant) that has fallen on hard times will mysterious burn to the ground after the owner has taken out several insurance policies on it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that the Chinese restaurant burned down?

Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!

by Nutstard_1 May 30, 2020