a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying
friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”
by amy montgomery April 6, 2024
Get the Car leap boyfriendmug. by tobias1313 February 5, 2025
Get the leap of faithmug. A Bitch Leap is when a woman is so horrible, such a disgusting individual, such a bitch and cunt that a man who has spent any time with her... whom she manages to twist him so bad that he leaps right to the gay side as if he were stuck atop a burning skyscraper
"Did you hear what happened to McGregor?
"No?"
"Kelly was such a foul cunt he swore off women and went straight to dick"
"HE TOOK A BITCH LEAP?"
"No?"
"Kelly was such a foul cunt he swore off women and went straight to dick"
"HE TOOK A BITCH LEAP?"
by Mattfohlee January 3, 2021
Get the Bitch Leapmug. A physically exhaustive game where the frustrated young men of Britain's finest independent all-boys schools leap over each other's bare backsides, while taking care not to insert their dangling genitals. Many of these fine young men go on to join societies at Oxford and Cambridge, such as burn-a-fifty-quid- note-in-front-of-a-homeless-man society, or stick-your-todger-in-a-dead-pig club.
Monty Chumlington-Smythe; i say, isn't the debate on at the Young Conservatives tonight?
Tristram Farqhuar-pinklipz; I plan on taking some amyl nitrate then fatty Thompkins and I will Eton Leap-frog each other until Latin.
Tristram Farqhuar-pinklipz; I plan on taking some amyl nitrate then fatty Thompkins and I will Eton Leap-frog each other until Latin.
by Klaatu's Nikto December 6, 2017
Get the Eton Leap-frogmug. by tavarner17 May 20, 2013
Get the Lipton leapmug. by Themexicanman March 16, 2020
Get the Leapmug. Alexment:"Christ why are you so emo"
Leap:"Bitch i'm not"
Alexment:"yea you are, you vajayjay"
Leap:"Shut the FOOK UP"
Leap:"Bitch i'm not"
Alexment:"yea you are, you vajayjay"
Leap:"Shut the FOOK UP"
by maxz_Z April 18, 2022
Get the Leapmug.