When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.
by pancakes-and-mercats May 21, 2011
quickly accelerating up an onramp
by norcalsurfer August 04, 2010
When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.
by Ferrell Williams March 14, 2021
It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.
It is very contagious.
It is very contagious.
by TBSieLee November 13, 2023
When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021
When a girl is fucking a guy from on top. Both parties orgasm simultaneously. The male launches the female off of him with the last thrust. Ejaculating everywhere like the flames of the space shuttle.
"Last night I space shuttle launched Lauren up, into my ceiling fan "
"Damn is she ok?"
"No, she had to go to the hospital, and it was very hard to explain to her parents ."
"Damn is she ok?"
"No, she had to go to the hospital, and it was very hard to explain to her parents ."
by Not so Strong April 07, 2017
The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??
Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024