Lampeter Strasburg

The girls who go to this school are the dustiest hoes I have ever seen. Always on some fuck ass shit. Always causing drama. Never gets old. All that being said, the girls who go to LS are annoying as fuck and worthless :)

She goes to Lampeter Strasburg right? Yea she dusty! lmao 🤮😂

by Unknown 12171810 May 6, 2019

Laptop

It's like a mini tv just for porn.

I had a hard day so I went on my laptop and looked up some porn to ease my stress

by AMAG June 15, 2014

lapel

A lapel is the folded flaps of cloth most commonly found on suit jackets.

I got black lapels on my Chanel jacket, call me Karl Lagerfeld (Creative Director at Chanel)

by $adi March 12, 2017

Laptop Yoga Freak

A man or woman who stands outside, whether it be in the front yard or back with a laptop. They are often searching for wireless iternet signal. A laptop yoga freak or l.y.f may be known to get in weird positions.

Me: What the hell are the neighbours doing?
Dad: Oh, they're laptop yoga freaks.
Me. Ah, I gotcha'.

by Two Pints July 3, 2009

Laptop Smacker

modern version of the term "kufi smacker/slapper". Started by Kaedaq in 2009.

1. To slap ones laptop off of its resting place (desk, lap, etc) in the owner's prescence so that it crashes to the floor and causes the owner great distress.

Also used to refer to any other phone/pda device that allows people to say ridicouls things online.

guy1: you think you thug? i'll be there in 2 minutes to slap your fuckin laptop

guy2: oh you're hard eh? a fuckin laptop smacker huh? well come to--

(housebell rings)

by Yadog May 29, 2009

Lanette

thick asf! hates dudes who get they-

cool can be sarcastic but funny

DOWN FOR ANYTHING

oh lanette’s thick is the butt!

by kittystarr101CityGirls June 6, 2019

fat-ass laptop

When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and proceeds to scarf down the whole thing

Lou: yeah i saw this hideously obese guy sitting in the food court shoveling pizza in his face from his fat-ass laptop. His family looked pretty embarrassed.

Manny: eww wtf.

by wogface May 16, 2008