fette langt

Norwegian term
A measure of lenght.

"Fette lang" is measured in the amount someone doesnt bother to go.

Eg:
"Kan du gje mæ fjærnkontrollen?"
"Næ, det e så fette langt"

English:
"Can you hand me the remote?"
"No, it is so fuckin pussy far"

by Wollymeister November 23, 2016

Ethan Langshaw

He is a waste man makes you feel special and comforts you but then drops you like a ton of bricks, he is an untrustworthy ugly person and thinks he’s 10 men, leave a Ethan Langshaw alone because he is a nothing and always carry’s std’s, additionally he’s gay in heart

He’s an Ethan Langshaw keep clear

by Amelialenneyheart xox November 20, 2019

Chris Langschultz

Chris Langschultz loves fast rides that go in circles, falling down stairs with dogs, and smashing glasses on his head.

That Chris Langschultz sure is nutso!

by Fo S. May 14, 2022

Slippy Longstalking

When you're really drunk at a bar, you find a girl wearing a short skirt / loose shorts. Simply slip your middle finger into a wardrobe opening and insert said finger into the easiest available orifice. Watch out for the backlash bitch slap!

See that hot blonde over there? She needs a slippy Longstalking for sure!

by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022

the full langton

when you've accomplished something you may feel like celebrating, why not perform the full langton? Basically run around and find the nearest girl and verbally rape her before making it physical. usually used when scoring goals, tries and home-runs, BEWARE very very illegal.

yo i scored a goal the other day, so i decided to score with a girl too, i gave her the full langton :/ she cried, and cried...and cried :|

by nffcboy05 January 1, 2010

Polly pocket pippy longstocking

To be someone of bird like behavior.

when Cardigan Backyardigan threw her shoe at miki minach, she exhibited polly pocket pippy longstocking behavior.

by pissy cat October 2, 2018