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Honky Knocker

a motion and attitude used to mock someone. Usually involves making a goofy ass face and bobbing your head around.
He looked at Dave, Dave bent down and gave him the dirtiest Honky Knocker I have ever seen.
by theben86 March 11, 2009
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Knee Knocker

Knee Knocker is a type of weapon that is shorter than a baseball bat, but long enough to swing at someone's knees. A Knee Knocker will be short enough to be portable, but long enough to reach at the knees of someone and possibly break their legs, if swung hard enough.

Often times, you'll see this being used as a self defense weapon and being at a fixed length. You can find telescoping ones and even some that can be specially designed to impact with the most amount of energy.
This person came up to me and I decided to use my Knee Knocker to knock their knees out.
by Axobun August 7, 2020
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Nigger Knocker

Any small bat, such as a T-Ball bat or similar device one keeps in their car, or carries on their person for self defense.
Can also be a sturdy stick, a pole, or any device which would serve the same purpose, to whump someone upside the head if needed.
Bro, you sure you want to be driving in this neighborhood?
Don't worry, I got my nigger knocker on the side of the seat here.
by JaxFish April 18, 2023
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Argentinian door knocker

While receiving a blow job in a standing position, the guy lifts his Wang stick out of the way and proceeds to knock his fleshy sack against his partner's forhead. Also known as the upright version of the infamous Tea bag or the reverse version of the Cowgirl Tiara
"Wow Vanessa! I love your new hair cut, those bangs sure do make me want to give you an Argentinian door knocker"
by paddleB September 1, 2014
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big knockers

Used to describe boob size if there big
Ohh Diane's got some big knockers
by HeXZ RoyalZ December 29, 2016
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Dildo Knocker

1. A man or woman who violently beats their spouse/partner with a dildo.

2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.
"Hey did you hear about Larry going to jail?" "Yeah, they finally got enough evidence to get him for abusing his wife. He was on of them dildo knockers."

"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."
by OffensiveJohnson October 28, 2009
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fart-knocker

My boss is a fartknocker.
by Fartknocker girl June 19, 2003
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