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The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future

a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series
In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
by Lizzielou December 8, 2023
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Kung-Fu Goon

Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms
Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff
"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."
by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020
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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue
man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right
by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022
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