asian kung-fu generation

The best asian rock semi alt-punk band that I have heard of. (mouthfull)

Kid 1- Hey, u a akgfan?
Kid 2- wtf?
Kid 1- you must be gay.
Kid 2- shut up!
Kid 1- Akg rocks. Your mom.
Kid 2- You mean Asian Kung-Fu Generation?
Kid 1- *scream* FINALLY!!?! I KICK YOU!

by Tom Butzow March 26, 2007

sunken bitch kung fu

The main fighting style of gutter sluts, used when you insult them. Attacks include hair pulling, nail scratching, and the ever popular crotch kick. Nine out of Ten times, this style will kick all other martial arts styles' asses.

Homie went and called that ho a bitch, and she busted out some sunken bitch kung fu on his ass

by Nevrmore March 25, 2005

so you think you know kung fu

This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"

"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"

by undispute May 14, 2008

Jewish Kung-Fu

It's Where You Put A Person In A Chokehold And Shake All The Money Out Of Him/Her's Pockets, Then You Grab The Money And Run

Yesterday I Pulled A Jewish Kung-Fu, I'm Not Broke Anymore.

by Siikwithasmile August 24, 2010

stinky kung fu grip

When a guy reaches into a girls ass and grabs his own dick to make her pussy tighter...

Phillip worked all night to wedge his hand, bit by bit, into his girlfriends asshole and finally got a "stinky kung fu grip" on his own dick. shortly after he shot his load all in her ass.....

by isosevodes April 10, 2009

Damn Sweet Kung Fu

pertaining to an object having serious awesomeness

can also mean hella tight

"Dude, The Warriors is damn sweet kung fu!"

by OBMcMonkeyhands January 18, 2004

Scrawny Kung Fu Grip

The act of shoving a baby hand in a gay man rectum, whilst the hand contracts making the aforementioned grip. This term is most widely used amongst pedophiles.

Call 911, I think I saw our neighbor with our baby! I believe they are attempting a Scrawny Kung Fu Grip.

by amdbnagde May 20, 2016