1.to have a dirty bum(not exactly homeless) suddenly show up out of no where, annoy you and your friends, steal cigarette butts from the ashtray, and drink from used beer cans. Also to mooch everything they can ranging from food to weed to toilet paper and then ramble for hours on end talking about nothing but primarily a mixture of gibberish, pothead " ideas", stories that probably never happend especially about awesome or terrible experiences.
2. the appearance of an unwanted guest who doesn't get the hint to leave
2. the appearance of an unwanted guest who doesn't get the hint to leave
dave: hey man, pass me a beer!
randy: sure here ya go man.
matt: dude man! let me short that butt man! gwitch!!
dave: OH SHIT! KRAMER ATTACK RUN!!!
randy: sure here ya go man.
matt: dude man! let me short that butt man! gwitch!!
dave: OH SHIT! KRAMER ATTACK RUN!!!
by andy wirf November 22, 2009
Get the kramer attack mug.(Noun) A quantity or amount of goods, irregardless of weight, that may be contained in a plastic grocery sack. Heard in the Upper South in Dayton, Ohio when a person is recycling the grocery bag to use for another purpose. These bags may or not come from an actual Kroger store.
This term may be used in other areas such as Cincinnati, Lexington, Louisville and Bowling Green Kentucky where the Kroger supermarket chain prevails.
This term may be used in other areas such as Cincinnati, Lexington, Louisville and Bowling Green Kentucky where the Kroger supermarket chain prevails.
"I'm offering a Kroger of kitchen gadgets and knick-knacks to the first person who emails me back with their phone number on Freecycle."
This is similar to two actual Freecycle offers posted in late March, 2007 on Freecycle Dayton.
This is similar to two actual Freecycle offers posted in late March, 2007 on Freecycle Dayton.
by Marthakay March 31, 2007
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Chas Kramer or Chaz Kramer/Pulling a Chas Kramer
Taken from the movie Constantine where Constantine's apprentice, Chas Kramer would imititate John Constantine's catch phrase by saying, "The name is Kramer, Chas Kramer,asshole." Towards the end of the movie after seemingly winning against Satan's son by performing an exorsism of sorts, Chas says "The name is Kramer, Chas Kramer... ass" and is abruptly cut off as he is grabbed by unseen forces and thrown against the ceiling and the floor severals times, afterwhich he dies from the incurred injuries.
1) Used as an insult or for putting someone back in line when they are talking massive shit while in the process of winning at a competition of any kind.
2) Used as a warning to let someone know they should stop bragging before they get themselves pwnt with authority.
3) Used as an insult for kicking the wounded after they've just lost a competition of any kind while they were talking massive shit.
Taken from the movie Constantine where Constantine's apprentice, Chas Kramer would imititate John Constantine's catch phrase by saying, "The name is Kramer, Chas Kramer,asshole." Towards the end of the movie after seemingly winning against Satan's son by performing an exorsism of sorts, Chas says "The name is Kramer, Chas Kramer... ass" and is abruptly cut off as he is grabbed by unseen forces and thrown against the ceiling and the floor severals times, afterwhich he dies from the incurred injuries.
1) Used as an insult or for putting someone back in line when they are talking massive shit while in the process of winning at a competition of any kind.
2) Used as a warning to let someone know they should stop bragging before they get themselves pwnt with authority.
3) Used as an insult for kicking the wounded after they've just lost a competition of any kind while they were talking massive shit.
1)
person1: Oh man look at that! I am so about to spank that
ass. You're so about to lose the game.
person2: Shut up,
person1: Just accept your fate, there is no winning it for
you!
person2: Shut up!
person1: What? Not my fault that you suck at life. Now
get on your knees and beg for me to make it quick.
person2: Ok Chas.
person1: *silence*
person1: *silence*
person1: *silence*
Pwnt
2)
"Ok man, keep talking shit like Chas Kramer, see what happens to your punk ass."
3)
person3: Man, what's wrong with person1?
person4: Oh, he lost the match with person2.
person3: Ah. Damn, he looked like he was gonna win that
one for sure. Wonder what happened.
*brief pause*
person3: He was pulling a Chas Kramer huh?
person4: Yep.
person3 and person4: Dumbass.
person1: Oh man look at that! I am so about to spank that
ass. You're so about to lose the game.
person2: Shut up,
person1: Just accept your fate, there is no winning it for
you!
person2: Shut up!
person1: What? Not my fault that you suck at life. Now
get on your knees and beg for me to make it quick.
person2: Ok Chas.
person1: *silence*
person1: *silence*
person1: *silence*
Pwnt
2)
"Ok man, keep talking shit like Chas Kramer, see what happens to your punk ass."
3)
person3: Man, what's wrong with person1?
person4: Oh, he lost the match with person2.
person3: Ah. Damn, he looked like he was gonna win that
one for sure. Wonder what happened.
*brief pause*
person3: He was pulling a Chas Kramer huh?
person4: Yep.
person3 and person4: Dumbass.
by waywardspooky September 30, 2005
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by KrameriSteveica May 27, 2004
Get the Kramerica mug.A sexual manuever in which the male deficates a hot steamy pile unto the ass crack of the female (or male, or dog) and then smashes the ass cheeks together. A variation of the Hot Karl, Hot Carl, or Hot Lunch.
by Love, Gil Cerveli August 21, 2003
Get the Hot Kremer mug.Person 1: Did you see that lady at McDonald’s complaining to the manager the other day?
Person 2: Oh yeah dude she was such a Koomer
Person 2: Oh yeah dude she was such a Koomer
by awwwhh November 28, 2019
Get the Koomer mug.someone who stumbles over themselves on a regular basis. Someone who is not well dressed, or shaven. Has money, but no one knows why. Similar to the character in Sienfeld. Someone who doesn't really have a job. Eager to trip, spit, snort, and act out in a foolish mannor.
Spock totally just pulled a cosmo kramer. He totally just tripped and fell on the ground. He fell on a huge pile of dog shit and just kept on walking like nothing happened.
Tim just cosmo kramerd. He ate his own bugers and thought no one saw it.
Tim just cosmo kramerd. He ate his own bugers and thought no one saw it.
by sasha o. September 25, 2006
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