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Kristina 

A Kristina is a rare girl to find, legends say 1 in 500000 shiny Pokémon is a Kristina. She has a great personality and it’s great fun talking with her, if you do so there’s about a 98.45% chance that she and you will both smile and get flattered. Looks wise there’s nothing much more to ask for she has it all, one of her moves is called: smiling eyes it is a move that will put the biggest grin on your face for 20 seconds (+10s every time you think about her during the grin). Once you get to know her its nearly impossible to get her out of your head. Her special move is butterflies, it’s an always active ability that causes you to get warm and butterflies in your stomach. Kristinas are untradable and once you find one and take good care of her she is bound to stay.
Me: ur cute
Kristina: hehe panik >.<
Kristina by Bigmanspire October 29, 2022
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ole kristian 

A Shit teacher. Normally scares students and doesn’t know how to teach students in english. Wears a suit everyday, and acts cocky. Hairline receding all the way back to his neck. Says he has a family but i'm pretty sure nobody would fall in love with him, except erna solberg
"dud, we have such a cocky teacher"
"yea, he is a total ole kristian"
ole kristian by StinkyLizard1996 September 21, 2020

Krishnananda 

1. Krishnananda is the most sweetest guy you will ever meet
2. Freaken handsome-inside and out
3. Always there to give a hand
4. Extremely smart
5. Heck-a-athletic...especially gr8 at tennis and swimming
6. Had the most beautiful smile
7. Hot abbs
8. Cares about others feelings
9. May seem hardcore, but down in his heart, is squishy
9. Gives the most bestest hugs
Sandy "omg, have you run into Krishnananda lately"?
Barbara "Yeah, I saw him yesterday at swimming...that guy is so considerate, sweet, and obviously very hot"

kristiansen

The reintardnated son of a drunk christian. Looks and intelligence of a tree stump. Walks with a lisp. Awake hours consist of farting, snorting, grunting and smelling underarm hair. Usually found passed out nude around camp fires.
That hooker had a real kristiansen of a son.
kristiansen by Smashed crab March 10, 2017

Kristina 

Kristina’s are the most smartest and outgoing people u will ever meet. Just the right kind of person! They will do all of there homework, but still manage to go to a late night party with all of her friends. She is usually into guys that like her. If that guy doesn’t like her, she moves right on. If u ever find a Kristina with red hair, forget about it! That’s all u need! She is very intelligent with the greatest smile. She will make her man feel amazing when he’s feeling like nothing. She is VERY humorous and sometimes even sarcastic. She likes to go on adventures and travel the world. She likes to keep memories so Kristina’s typically have a camera lying around. If u know a Kristina in ur life, promise me u will never let her go. She can easily get mad but can calm down very easily. Don’t let go of a Kristina.
Girl: “Hey who’s that new girl?”
Guy: “Her name is Kristina. Isn’t she beautiful?”
Girl: “I’m never going to let her go
Kristina by Rumble May 20, 2018

Kristian 

the most perfect GIRL in the world. she's amazingly sweet and really nice, and she's hot too. she can put a smile on anybodys face. she's so pretty and cute and adorable. she's really lovable. she makes people better people. she'll be there by your side and stick up for the people she loves. she's gorgeous and boost peoples confidence. she'll make you non-embarrassed and keep your secrets. she's trustworthy and in love with a cool guy.[; she's soo amazing and its easy to fall in love with her. she's hot,pretty,beautiful,gorgeous. gah, there arnt enough words to describe her. well, lets just say, im in love with her(:
person: woah, do you know kristian?

me: yeah, im in love with her

person: LUCKY

me: yeah, she's my everything(: we're perfect for each otherr.
Kristian by YouKnowWho56 August 7, 2011

Kristina 

The sexiest girl alive!! She has the biggest ass and it is so juicy. She is flawless and every boy would do anything to be with this girl.
Did you see Kristina today she was looking sexy af.
Kristina by jahajhs March 14, 2017