kooncasian

A white boy that is trying too hard to be a brother.

Hey guys! Look at the little kooncasian. He's got his mind on his money and his money on his mind.

by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007

Koonzie

Short for a coon and a white girl that can't stop drinking tea and has a love/hate relationship with Mexicans. Typically has long brown hair and laughs hysterically at everything. Also likes to say "fuck you", and hates everything on a daily basis. Her life is very interesting.

That girl is such a koonzie.

by beean October 25, 2016

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.

Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning

by GJVD July 18, 2009

Kooni

Straight boys who act like gays.
including all kpop singers

Look at that Kooni!
Oh yea he is the best kpop singer of all time

by Omega alpha banger male February 6, 2021

koons

a kid from twp. who gets mad booty

Your such a koons Bob.

by bob April 3, 2005

Koone

A very cute doggo on the internet from Japan

"I present my yubis to our Evil God Koone"

by Arsnova February 18, 2022

Spastic-Koons

A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.

In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...

by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008