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Tau Kappa Epsilon

The biggest and best fraternity in the fucking world. That's right. I said it.
You: Yo man, did you see the definition for TKE on that dictionary site? It says TKE is da bomb!
Me: Well, yeah it is. Idiot.
Tau Eta Rules
by Seth May 13, 2005
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Beta Kappa Gamma

Beta Kappa Gamma is the nations first South Asian Fraternity dedicated to service. Beta Kappa Gamma was founded at the University of Texas at Austin on May 6, 1999. Beta Kappa Gamma is THE #1 South Asian Fraternity in the nation, based on Brotherhood, Service, and Social Integration.
How can I start Beta Kappa Gamma on my campus?
by BKG September 27, 2005
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Kappa

A Japanese water spirit. It looks like a human/duck/turtle type of thing. They live in ponds and rivers and drag people in and drown them. They also pull your intestines out through your behind. A Kappa has a dent in it's head that is full of water, this allows it to go out on land. Also, Kappas are very polite. If you come a across a Kappa all you have to do is bow to it, the Kappa will have to bow back spilling the water on it's head and leaving it powerless. Kappas also love cucumbers, toss a cucumber into the water were a Kappa lives and it will not harm you.
People also portray Kappas as being very cute and innocent looking. These versions of Kappas are indeed irresistibly adorable, they make me want to squeeze their little Kappa heads off!
And yes, I am aware there is also the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority who think they're so elite because they've been around for so long. Well the REAL Kappas have been around since ancient times, drowning you and feasting on your soul!
Me: Omg! Lookit the ickle Kappa!!! Ah, wait! Omg no, not the colon!!!! *Tosses cucumber*

Sorority chick on Urban Dictionary: Omg! This definition says a Kappa is a Japanese duck thinger! Omg they're dishonoring our almighty elite-ness! *Gives thumbs down to definition*
by I Am Not a Hippie August 24, 2008
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Kappa Tappa

This term is used to define a girl who has been with 5 or more Kappa Sigmas. It is crucial in using this term to make sure the "Tappa" has corraled over 5 brothers in her tenure. See other such terms to define ladies who have only begun their interest in KS's or have been with less than 5 in their career.
KS Bro #1: Hey man, did you know Lisa (fake name) hooked up with T. Scott yesterday?

KS Bro #2: Yeah man, doesn't that make 5?

KS Bro #3: Yeah Bro, she's an offical Kappa Tappa!
by The Poopetrator May 19, 2009
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kappa alpha theta

A group of the most fabulous people on the planet. Highest GPA out of all greek organizations on campus (3.7) Each one is beautiful, talented, and has their head on straight. If a Theta lands a rich husband, kudos to her. It's because he realizes what he has.

The first Women Greek Letter Organization - Other sororities were formed (ADPi/PhiMu)prior to 1870- But not yet accredited to Greek Letters - Making KAT, the very first :)
from the outside looking in, you could never understand it
from the inside looking out, you could never explain it..

Kappa Alpha Theta
by ThetaLove November 1, 2006
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Kappa Alpha Theta

the hottest, smartest, classiest group of girls. we have the most sisterhood, ritual and the most fun!
If I could only date a girl from kappa alpha theta...
by Theta's Chi December 5, 2007
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Kappa Delta

A very elitist and very southern sorority with a reputation for selecting wealthy, country club, upper-crust Daddy's girls from only the best families and preparatory schools. Known for being the "beautiful people" at the most prestigious universities, Kappa Delta girls wear and drive only the best because they are spoiled blue bloods that have unlimited access to their family trust funds. They often vacation in Europe or in moneyed hot spots like Martha's Vineyard, Palm Beach, or the Hamptons. KDs throw ridiculous parties and only date the cream of the crop available on campus.

Kappa Delta is extremely selective so it helps if your Daddy donates a million dollars to your respective university before rush. Likewise, mothers of prospective KDs use all their resources and contacts to ensure their daughters get into KD. Kappa Deltas are debutantes, socialites, WASPs, and are stereotypical sorority girls--hot, rich, and stuck-up.
My mother is a Rockefeller and I'm a model. Do you think Kappa Delta will let me in?

Maybe, but you should probably have your dad donate a few million just to make sure.
by SratGuy December 9, 2008
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