ass kisser

Ass kisser = a suck up, someone who will kiss someone's butt to gain points. Sometimes these folks are known as bum-kissers. Often these folks tend to be the goody goody types whom one can not trust for a second - these folks will use what you tell them, or do, against you for their own personal gain. Most of these people are social nerds with few social skills - the only way they can get attention is to play suck up to someone important - usually a boss, manager or teacher/professor - an authority fiqure.

The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.

I had a co-worker who was the consumate ass-kisser - he would suck up to the boss all day long to gain favors and access. All of us in the office were aware of this situation and adopted a strategy of avoidance - keeping our mouths shut and not getting involved with the little bum kisser in any way. The little ass kisser functioned in his own little world.

by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006

snail kisses

to slowly kiss a member of the opposite sex starting at the chin, moving to the neck, moving down the collar bone, to the chest, and stomach and eventually to the genitalia.

Mike gave Stacy snail kisses after their romantic night out to make Stacy dripping wet before penile insertion

by Uncfan2005 October 8, 2011

butterfly kisses

Plural of Butterfly Kiss.
A Butterfly Kiss is administered thusly:
1. Get your eyelashes up against some else's bare skin, so close that when you blink, your eyelashes caress the other person's skin.
2. Open and close your eyes rapidly. Each time your eyelashes brush the other person's skin, it is one Butterfly Kiss.

1. I hate winter up north because it's too cold to give butterfly kisses unless you're inside.
2. If you will let me undress you I will give you Butterfly Kisses over every inch of your body.

by reverb December 28, 2005

taco flavored kisses

kisses that have the distinctive flavor of taco's in them.

fulfill all your weeshes with my taco flavored keeses,,, taco taco,,,,, burrito burrito,,, taco taco

by The Ju1ce August 27, 2003

Kissless virgin

Kissless virgin is used to describe a person that has never had sex or been kissed

Friend1: hey (insert your name) is such a kissless virgin
Friend2: yeah he is a kissless virgin

by ThePumpkinMaster April 6, 2019

kissex

Kissex is where it looks like you're having sex, but you're clothes are on and you're making out madly laying down on a bed or a couch.

"I can't picture them having kissex"

by Shortyboy1991 May 30, 2006

Special Kisses

Defined as, giving your partner that special treat that they usually only get on special occasions.

If your parenter has been well behanved, he or she may recieve "special kisses"

by PUGGYLOBIN February 28, 2010