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kidney chop

A swift chop to the kidney area after finishing anal sex causing the ass to tense up and wipe your cock clean when you pull out
I gave her a kidney chop after I finished so I didn't have shit on my dick when I pulled out
by Easy E 83 June 19, 2014
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kidney disrupter

As a gentleman, I always wait until the second date to introduce her to the ol' kidney disrupter.
by JCVN November 4, 2012
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Kidney Seasoning

When your urine is used to add flavor to your genitalia as your partner gives you head. Kidney seasoning can add flavor to your genitalia based on what you eat. While recieving head, you urine a little at a time to slowly add the flavor for your partner's tast pleasure.
Her pussy tasted bland so she added some kidney seasoning to give it a nice kick.
by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021
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Kidney

Kassy x Sydney 🤡
Ow my kidney hurts
by DALLAS GANG January 30, 2020
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Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.
I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025
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Cale Kidney Royal Savage

I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin.

The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.

The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.

That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."

He grinned.

"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!

Pants Off!"

The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.

I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.

"Look, guys.

I told you there's been a mix up."

The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.

It was strange for me to be so damned angry.

Most people would be freaking the hell out.

There was still a lot I didn't know.

"A mix up?

Is that what you call it?"

Cale demanded.

"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."

Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.

I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.

"I didn't really dicked her over.

I had to.

I had to tell her the truth."

Cale shook his head.

"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.

Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.

My eyes widened.

"Wha-oh no.

Cale, no!"
by Drapen April 27, 2022
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