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Matteo and Kia

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.
by supersillysausage July 19, 2024
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Kia Mary Wendy

Kia Mary Wendy is a shy, kind girl.she will be very quiet when you meet her but when she’s your friend she will be sweet and you’ll be friends forever! Kia Mary Wendy will always be a slowcoach as long as she lives!
She is named after her grandmothers!
Have you seen Kia Mary Wendy... shes so shy!
by Rosie_harris October 31, 2020
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baby kia

baby kia- lets play a little game i made all u gotta do is pick a candy bar one got a blade, if we eat the wrong one istg boy thats on you, all ik if u spit the sh out i bet i shoot.
by idkidk198 January 2, 2024
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Baby Kia

Baby Kia is a American Rapper born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia who is the pioneer of a type of music titled “Crashout” where they do not give a care in the world what they say.
Baby Kia is a D1 Crashout
by Ihatecybertrucks July 3, 2024
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Kia Stinger

A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!
Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!

Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!

Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!

Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!

Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!

Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?

Um... Uhh......

Me: Exactly bitch!
by Shb99 March 15, 2023
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KIA

Stands for "Know it all". Not to be confused with "Killed in action", or the car brand. Used to describe a particularly annoying person.
Jim: Oh my god. He's such a know it all.
Frank: I know, what a KIA.
by BRAVE BROWSER January 12, 2021
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Renting a Kia

When you are overwhelmed by the smell of pot, similar to the smell of opening the door of a cheap rental car whose last renter used it to hot box.
Damn bro, you smell that? It’s like we’re renting a Kia.
by ProfP2025 June 1, 2025
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