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kefta

When you need to take a shit but you are too shy to leave it on the grass in the park. You use a condom that you had in your wallet, you dump it in, make a knot and dispose of it in the nearest trash can.
I have an urgent need to crap I will do it kefta style and leave nothing behind!
by The FG May 10, 2021
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Ketalo

Ketalo is a catname. The name can be traced back to the exclamation when you see a really cute cat and try to get her attention: "Cat!😯😍 Hallo!"
Ketalos are the sweetest cats, especially when they try to get any food of you. Streaking along your legs, purring whilst looking into your eyes and filling your soul with warmth. Resistance? Pointless! Especially when they are hungry in the morning they can be a real pain the ass,
meowing and scratching on your door. But once you've fullfilled there wishes, they will love you till they die (or get hungry again). Thats where the nickname "Katbro" comes from. During the day they wont't leave you alone, staying right by your side where ever you're at. They love paperboxes (it comes right after food) and playing around curtains, but will be really afraid if you're runinnug around in shoes or make suddenly loud noises. They love to watch the pigeons on the street, but think they are dumb creatures and will be acting like the could fight them, as long as there's a window keep them apart. They can be really bossy and moody. Switching from " now you can pet me" to "play and fight mode" in one second. Have you ever heard someone saying cats are the napoleons of all the animals? Yes? - They're damn right. But Ketalos are the King of all those cats. You might aswell call him King Ketalo.
Do you have some keta bro?

-No but i have a katbro, Ketalo!
by Catlover777 November 22, 2021
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ketandia

When you snort so much ketamine, your nose falls off.
“Dude, I’m starting to get ketandia- I need help!”
by pseudonymmeister May 1, 2022
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kestas

a super hot Lithuanian dude that is super funny and cool
person1: "Did you meet my kestas yesterday?"
person2: "Yeah he is fucking amazing"
person3: "You guys have your own kestases?"
by kestas69 April 24, 2023
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ketamine crusaders

Some who crusades on ketamine so much that they earn a reputation for it
“Jon is such a ketamine crusader” “I’ve got a 5 aside game with the ketamine crusaders but I’m not off there for the football I’m just of for a brawl”
by Properscran May 20, 2023
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Ketta-panned

A state one may enter having smoked cannabis after a line of ketamine.
The proceedings of K followed by mary jane in all of it's dothnicity.
Fuck.... I'm ketta-panned of the chops right now.
by BL1TZ420 May 23, 2023
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Ketamon

A rare pokemon that gains powers from Ketamine. Ketamon has one effective attack know as "K-Hole Attack". This attack places the opponent in a K-Hole.
Omg, that Ketamon pwned my squirtle with its k-hole attack. Now squirtle wont even move!
by John Lilly December 1, 2007
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