Keanu

Keanu is a plosh, very mature and dislexic. pretty much the perfect guy.

person1: "Omg he is so mature and PLOSH, but dislexic"

person2: "its must be a Keanu then"

by DaniQZY February 9, 2024

Keanu Apilado

Keanu is a genuinely sweet guy. He hides his true emotions behind a smile. He is loyal and VERY hard to get over. He was my best friend, but he doesnt trust people again very easily. He is a cute guy. His brothers or sisters will defend him so much. To the point where your own friends will turn on you. He is a chill person. Love him forever if you get him.

Girl: He is so cute!!!!! What is his name?
Girl 2: Keanu. Keanu Apilado

by AbbyMaddieKalexsa May 31, 2019

Keanu,Kyan,Charles

The best trio in the whole world! Everyone loves them except Charles he is the ugliest, dumbest of all!

Girl1: Look there’s the trio Keanu,Kyan,Charles
Girl2:Omgggg

by Charles sucks January 14, 2024

Keanu

He’s the worst most backstabbing person in history. Never trust a Keanu

Girl 1: he called me a bitch even though he said ily first smh

Girl 2: he is such a Keanu fr (forreal)

by I_heart_hotmoms.com February 27, 2022

keanu bennett

keanu bennett is a guy who is really cute and thinks he looks like shit at school. he has obly a couple of friends and is normally left out in a friend group he doesn’t relate to

“omg are you keanu bennett?”

by stanjakesimforclearskin May 13, 2022

Keanu

A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.

Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.

by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 15, 2020