Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.

Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)

by anonymous June 29, 2023

kart

a retarded way to say cart

"im go get a kart"

by rghtr December 10, 2022

Mario Kart

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.

Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.

by randomkitten December 30, 2022

Mario Kart

Rage game that is very fun. Also used as a term for a person that just got completely destroyed at a game.

mario kart is fun

by Starryboi December 9, 2023

EOS Kart

A Kart that is bought for no reason what so ever besides it being green

dude I just passed that EOS Kart, he must not know what he is doing with that cheese kart

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

Redspeed kart

a kart that is actually orange-red and is used by ONLY white arias and bell users

that white aria only passed me because he was in a Redspeed Kart, he would be half a second slower if he was on a Birel Art

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

Exprit Kart

A Kart that is driven by poor but amazing drivers that haven't sold there Kart after racing on Crosslink Competition, only good before 2021

that Crosslink driver Alex Stainfeild just got p1 on that 2020 Exprit Kart!

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023