Mario Kart

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.

Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.

by randomkitten December 30, 2022

Kosmic kart

this kart is driven by a kid who gets paid a million a year or his/her father who makes a million per year on RPG, or a Briggs driver that found it on facebook marketplace.

that kid on the Kosmic kart is obviously cheating, I would've got p1 2nd without the RPG Drivers, (RPG Drivers pipes are always short, trust me)

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

Redspeed kart

a kart that is actually orange-red and is used by ONLY white arias and bell users

that white aria only passed me because he was in a Redspeed Kart, he would be half a second slower if he was on a Birel Art

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

pwn-karts

motorized school desk. so you dont got to walk in school anymore

Joe was so tired of walking around school, he made pwn-karts

by strongislandladiesnightvip November 27, 2009

mario kart champ

Lol the most skilled player ever known to man...good luck trying to ever take first place against a doode like this...GoGo Boots speed...and mostly known as Danny...also if you are named Arla you prolly lost

Damn. He’s a true Mario Kart Champion

by YERT42069 October 18, 2019

L-Kart

A L-kart is a big adult petal kart but instead of pedals it’s has a huge motor in the front for example it would have a 2JZ engine on the front or something like a ninja H2R on the front basicly making tons of power and it being fast as fuck

max: yo look it’s the local L-kart

Dan: damn what’s that thing got on it like a HondaCBR1000RR engine

by some random person 15578 August 15, 2024

Go-karting

When a group of grown hammered drunk men spend time getting hammered from behind

Last weekend me and my buddies went go-karting

by Masterdriver May 15, 2021