not in Kansas anymore

no longer in surroundings that are quiet and comfortable (a quote of Dorothy's line in the 1939 Wizard of Oz Film)

I hate to say it but we are not in Kansas anymore.

by The Return of Light Joker May 3, 2011

Kansas 10

A woman who is considered very attractive, only because those around her are pretty average. If she was in another setting, she wouldn't be much to look at, at all.

An expression used by insult comic Lisa Lampanelli.

Barry: "I picked this chick up in the bar last night and took her home."
Mike: "Was she hot?"
Barry: "Nah, she was a Kansas 10."
Mike: "So, about a New York 3?"

by Bucko_NZ September 5, 2007

kansas tomato

having sex with someone during their period

little did i know, i was in the middle of a kansas tomato... messy i tell yah

by a ly August 13, 2006

Went to Kansas

To use the phrase 'went to kansas' is an analogy for suicide, the phrase is derived from a tumblr post by user cartographerswithoutborders

"what ever happened to laila?" "..dude, didn't you hear? she went to kansas"

"istg if my teacher doesn't hop off i'm gonna go to kansas"

by junobane May 16, 2020

The Kansas Tornado

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good

Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock

by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022

Blaine,Kansas

Full of mean old bastards,shitty roads,and jank cars.Basically a shit hole.

Kid 1: There's nothing to do in this shit hole.
Kid 2: Blaine,Kansas sucks maaan.
Kid 3: I know right.

by lonelyandconfused1 October 30, 2013

Kansas raised

A mix of helpless teens, full of stolen booze from pa, and mid weed sold by your local gas station employee. You can find these wild hogs sporting a mullet with the sides of the head shaved driving lifted trucks.

Oh don't mind Gauge, he's just Kansas raised

by c0c master March 21, 2022