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kale

A hot guy that has a big cock that girls are all over
i love kale he has a big cock
by pphole March 28, 2021
mugGet the kalemug.

Kale

Slang word for “hell
by EmilyNicole321 May 26, 2018
mugGet the Kalemug.

kale baker bitch

an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker
"of course that Kale Baker Bitch tripped over his gold shoes again"
by ohnoniall December 1, 2015
mugGet the kale baker bitchmug.

Kale

my really awesome cool boyfriend that i love a lot he makes me very happy -🗡
“have you seen kale?”

“like the vegetable?”

“NO. it’s pronounced Kal.”

“oh then no-“
“you suck”
by kalesslvvt September 11, 2021
mugGet the Kalemug.

Kale

Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.
Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)
by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020
mugGet the Kalemug.

Riley Kale

A fine looking Italian lady, usually of prosperous ancestry, whom is quite fond of Columbian men named Sebastian. When Sebastian arrives late at night, her brother Charlie will gladly give her away for a bowl of pasta.
Sebastian: dang I rly like Riley kale and how she makes the pasta from wet and soft to hard and dry.
by thegingercringer January 30, 2021
mugGet the Riley Kalemug.

God's kale

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.
by Purple6 October 29, 2023
mugGet the God's kalemug.

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