Junkie Mission 

Is to do some thing only a junkie would do. Often crazy drawn out tasks to get high. This inclueds any task to obtain money or drugs, Such as stealing or lookin for some one to get high with.

Cody's was on a god dam junkie mission,he walked 26 miles to get a bag of weed last night.

Josh: Wheres Your sister?
Jeff: Probably on a junkie mission.

Junkie Mission by Mtownjw August 16, 2009

junkapedia 

One of the coolest people on tumblr. Unconventional blogging aesthetic, colorful, eclectic. True tumblr legend solidified with over 600,000 followers and has only been on for less than 1 year. Answers some of your asks but generally kind of arrogant or passive-aggressive, understandably. Occasionally gives good advice. Usually just a degenerate and nut-case. Posts such cool stuff though, has 2 other blogs all funny/cool.

Dave: Have you been following junkapedia's activity lately?
Jamie: Dude, any blogger with good taste and a penchant for violence and good humor follows junkapedia.
Matt: Yeah, junkapedia is 'the bomb'.
Dave: Shut up Matt, no one asked your opinion.

junkapedia by asher port May 28, 2014

bassline junkie 

Someone who doesn't need drugs for a high they only need a big dirty stinking bass. They may be seen dancing eratically and fist pumping like there's no tomorrow in clubs. They can be misinterpretted for a bass junkie but they are infact bassline junkies that only get high off music.

For example
- “did you see those girls in garlands last night”
- “yeah they were going for it”
- “yeah proper bassline junkie”

bassline junkie by bassline junkie February 11, 2013

junkass 

Junkass is a high skilled hero in the video game named Overwatch. He carrys games with his gold damage and never swaps off when they run his counters. Only the best of the best players can master the hero.

switch off junkass your getting countered. No i have gold dmg

junkass by junkassmain January 26, 2018

percussive junkie 

A person you makes sounds to correspond to the percussion in recordings like Fever Ray Take It to the Streets

Hey, have you heard that guy over at the end of the bar, he sounds like he's the drummer.

Yeah, I know him he's a percussive junkie

percussive junkie by supersize_my_fries July 26, 2010

junkyard ho 

A thick bitch with a fat ass and a lot of issues. Her face looks like Quasimodo and she lives on the bad side of town.

Torrance: Yo homie what are you doing with that chick?

Latrell: She suck the paint off it suhhn

Torrance: Yeah…cause she a junkyard ho. She always goblin’ on some meat.

Latrell: DAYUMMM. WARN A BROTHA NEXT TIME SUHHHHHNNN.

junkyard ho by Leland Bruce January 23, 2023

Spunk Junkie 

A person that digs sperm.

She's a Spunk Junkie.

She's got the need for seed.

She loves the Jerk Juice. The Cock Cream. The Tang. The Meat Mix. The Man Milk. The Boy Batter. The Load Launch. The Nut Butter. The Jizz Juice. The Salt Shake. The White Wash.

Spunk Junkie by PDXJohnny99 August 26, 2013