Daddy Jude

Big Daddy Jude is a crip lord who slams down volleyballs like how I want him to slam me.

Daddy Jude slammed a Volleyball on your forehead.

by Big Daddy Smatty April 12, 2022

Jude Bellingham

Living proof that life isn't fair, like who gets to be the world's sexiest man and an extremely successfull football player all at once? Oh right, Jude does.
If anyone knows his current location I will travel after him anywhere.

Why are you watching the English national team play, you don't even care about football?

Cause Jude Bellingham is just too fine to look away.

by papayahihihihi June 15, 2023

Jude Law

Handsome, sexy actor who has an ugly nanny fetish.

Girl 1: *after reading tabloid* "Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with THAT??!"

Girl 2: "She's so FUGLY with those beady little eyes and plain-looking features. She'd make Paris Hilton look good!"

by fags-in-the-shower March 1, 2006

jude henshaw

Has more mates than anyone and can be a bit arrogant. He is shit at running but talks himself up anyway

Jude Henshaw is running today, but he wont do well.

by TisNotME March 8, 2017

jude d

A boy who acts kinda stupid, but will have girls after him, especially small ones, because jude is a small person.

'Hey - look, it's Jude D.'
'And behind him is a small girl!'
'Ha ha!'

irritating small girly blonde

by drowningcat4real June 29, 2014

Jude Law

Real name: David Law}

hello i'm Jude Law, also known as David Law

by bell January 1, 2005

Jude Law

SEXY MAMA!!

not only a great actor, but the sexiest man alive!

what more can you ask for?

movies include:
-the closer
-the aviator
-AI
-road to perdition
-cold mountain
-the holiday
-gattaca
-wilde
-slueth
ect ect ect

~2 oscar nominations~

*daughter reads tabloid on jude law cheating on sienna miller*

"I want to be his nanny someday!"

by loverussat October 9, 2008