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a steve jobs blowjob

When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.

What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.
Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again
by ricerose January 6, 2011
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Jobst

A Jobst is always a man with an huge amount of honnor. He is smart and always outplaying Woomys. He is the best looking guy in his school. And has a dick that is bigger than 30 centimeters
Someone outplaying you: You're such a Jobst
by Max Meier February 1, 2020
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JOOSED

When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.
Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.
by triktrik January 25, 2015
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jooos!

a group which, according to Howard Zinn and Cindy Sheehan, caused the Black Death, World War 1, the fall of the Roman Empire, and the Iraq War, has been behind every Republican administration ever, owns the large evil corporations, pollutes the world, and is responsible for the collapse of the World Worker's Soviet State.
Howard Zinn: Cindy, if you don't have sex with me, the jooos! will have won.
Cindy Sheehan: I'll get the soy sauce and mittens.
by Ed Zimmer December 18, 2007
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Dragon Joose

1. Dragon Joose is an alcoholic energy drink, similar in design and purpose to competing beverages such as Sparks and Tilt. It is growing in popularity due to its relatively high alcohol content (9.0-9.9%) compared with other beverages generally available at a convenience store, such as beer (typically 4-6%) and other alcoholic energy drinks (typically 7-8%).

According to its packaging, Joose contains caffeine, taurine, ginseng, and natural coloring. Joose is currently available in 23.5 oz orange, red, purple, green, or blue cans on a black background. In May 2008, Joose released Dragon Joose, the packaging of which shows a purple dragon and lettering against a black background.

On February 5, 2009, Joose released its latest flavor, Jungle Joose. The release was discreet, as the drink was not previously advertised on the official website. The can has a colorful display with multiple skulls on it. It has a 9.9% and has a fruity flavor.

2. An alcohol-energy drink that when consumed in large quantities creates a culture of hyperactive drunks.

3. A bouncer's worst nightmare.
Man, Billy was so hyper last night that he got kicked out of the bar! It must have been the Dragon Joose that he drank before going out.
by washingtondcjuiceexpert March 12, 2009
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Black Kid Day Jobs

Black Kid Day Jobs, are jobs that only inner city youth do for a day. The kids are usually transported in vans to a neighborhood near you for their daily assingment.
Black Kid Day Jobs include all of the following:

1. Selling over priced Chocolate Bars outside of stores, that sell food. They usually embarass you into buying a $2 snickers bar to raise money for fake schools or charities.

2. Placing fliers to failing Chinese Food joints and car washes, the fliers are placed in your mailbox or on your windshield. Most of the kids after delivery fliers for one block, throw the rest in the garbage.

3. Standing on busy intersections
with signs that point traffic to a "Going Out of Business" or "50% of All Jewelery" sale.
by drivingsnowstorms September 26, 2009
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steve jobs

An evil bastard and CEO of Apple Computers.

Bill Gates is in the process of giving 85% of his fortunate to charity. Linus Torvalds single-handedly invented Linux, and made it free and open-source. Jobs has done neither of these things.

When Jobs' own company, NeXt, failed miserably, he returned to Apple as CEO. At the time, several other companies were manufacturing MacOS-compatible computers; Jobs revoked their licenses. He also put the kibosh on a project to develop a PC-compatible version of MacOS, the result of both of these actions being that if you want to use MacOS, you have to buy a Mac.
If it wasn't for Steve Jobs, more people would use MacOS because they wouldn't have to spend lots of money on a computer they can't modify and isn't compatible with lots of peripherals.

If I had a Death Note, I would write 'Steve Jobs - death by diarrhoea' in it.
by Darth Ridley April 25, 2008
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