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Cranking Dat JonJon

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.
I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!
by mouseftw. January 18, 2009
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jono

An extremely small and wrinkled penis, usually attributed to an elderly Japanese businessman
by jonohater January 3, 2016
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Jono

What type of Jono did you get? I just got a pork riblet aye
by Kiiiiing March 27, 2010
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johno

A gay person, usually with curly hair, a small penis, and very little pubic hair, usually likes the same gender
by Kieron Mitchell January 27, 2008
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jono

1. adj. - describing something as immensely homosexual.

2. adj. - describing something as incredibly stupid or unnecessary.

3. n. - any region of the body that is wrinkled.

4. n. - the male reproductive organ. Also see: balls or scrotum

5. n. - someone with no friends.

6. n. - the mess that you leave on your buttcrease after an extended period of time in the bathroom.

7. v. - the performance of stupidity to try to get the attention of a female counterpart.

8. v. - the act of being a flaming homosexual.

9. n. - a man with small balls.
(1.,2.) OMG, THAT was so jono.

3. What the hell are you doing? Why are you being so jono.

4. Aw c'mon, put away your jono.

5. Haha, you jono.

6. Oh my goodness, there is jono all over my tush.

7. Anish was trying to jono, he failed miserably.

8. Fag, you just pulled a jono.

9. How come it doesn't hurt when i kick you in the balls?!? Are you a damn... jono?
by chowmein July 22, 2006
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joho

Johansen High School, A public high school in Modesto, California.Populated by kids from many different ethnic backrounds and social classes.It is the newest school in the Modesto City School district opened in 1993.
Person A:"Hey dude what high school do you go to?"
Person B:"Joho!"
by DoThatAzn June 11, 2006
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Jono

1) A boy or girl who has no friends to hang wit.
2) A person who is so ignorant they get their ace beat.
3) A person who thinks they're so cool. Even though every1 else thinks he/she is a moron of the school.
Did you see Jono in gym?
by Method Man 36 January 14, 2005
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