Sock Jock

Someone who masturbates in a sock.

Jim is definitely a Sock Jock!

by Petre Dish April 2, 2015

Dis Jockey

- To lose when losing isn't an option (I.E the options are to win or draw)

- To mess up a situation in which there's only something to gain
- To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

Mate, I'm such a dis jockey. I've managed to lose money on a free bet.

For Fucks sake, you're such a dis jockey.

by 365Awooga June 3, 2016

Emo Jock

This is a way to describe someone you is active and likes sports and overuses words like “broooo” and “dudeee” and look like they hit the gym a lot but also have a dark depressed emo side to them and are not like the others. You will typically find your local emo jock trying to eat toes or raising their eyebrow Dwayne the rock Johnson style and they are typically found on the foot ball pitch wearing all black.

You: Broooo I’m gonna hit the gym it’s the only thing that fills my empty broken heart

Me: Your such an emo jock

by Siri.org February 25, 2022

Flash-Drive Jockey

The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.

Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.

by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013

gay jock

Most likely a buff, muscular, masculine young dude that gays refer to as a 'jock.' Likely to have a huge cock. Mostly preferred by gays too ;)

Fuck.. I want that gay jock to fuck me with his huge dick.

by ANO.NY.MOUS July 26, 2016

smart jock

an individual who is somewhat obsessed with sports, but does not beat up the small kids. That would be one of the differences between jock and smart jock.
an individual who gets straight A's to secure his athletic scholarship to college.

an individual who plans to make sports his life's work, but has a back-up plan, like Personal Training, in case he gets a career-ending injury.

an individual who still uses phrases like "ripped" and "hey man, what's up?" but will associate with anyone, not just jocks and cheerleaders.

an individual who recognizes that the smart kids have something to offer: like tutoring in a subject the smart jock may find difficult. In exchange for tutoring, the smart jock will often train the tutor to be big and strong like he is.

"Wow! You guys are really smart! I can't believe you got 90 in Physics!"
"I told you dude; we're not just jocks; we're smart jocks!"

"I plan to take Sports Management in College, just in case I get a career-ending injury. I love my sport and I want to be a part of it, even when I can't play anymore."

"I never thought you would associate with a skinny runt like me."
"Hey, don't put yourself down dude! In case you didn't notice, I didn't refer to you as a skinny runt, did I?"

"Why would a cool jock like you hang out with a skinny runt like me anyway?"
"I told you not to put yourself down man! I knew that you could help me get my Physics mark up so that I don't lose my athletic scholarship! In exchange for tutoring, I'll help you get big and ripped like I am!"

by Sean Dupuis July 8, 2006

Clock Jockey

Any worker who shows up to said job, earns a paycheck, but does no actual work. one who exists to "ride the clock."

"Julie is such a clock jockey. I saw her clock in, but she's been gone for hours."

by T. William December 15, 2008