This guy is an arse. If you know you are going to meet them have a shotgun at the ready. This guy will backstab you whenever it benfits him.
by Cabbagethegreat November 22, 2017
by djrat May 25, 2022
Jonathan is a man who can’t really figure life out. He will listen to people with a big audience and repeats exactly what they say. If your name isn’t Jonathan than you’re probably ignorant, but that’s ok because if you’re good at something then you’re only educated on that one topic. He can’t think for himself and goes on crazy rants. His minimum speaking time is about 3 hours, if he argues it can be more than 5 hours. He will only talk about things he likes and is the most educated but man on the planet. Jonathan goes on 5 mile runs with cargo shorts below his knees and most importantly a belt. He will post every minute of his life on social media but is still a very busy man.
by anon5562 July 27, 2019
Jonathan is the man a women will ever need he is always there for you when you need him he will never do you wrong he is kind, caring, cute , and really hot he likes playing with you a lot but when it gets real he will get real too he has a bunch of friends and plays fortnite a lot
Jonathan is a cutie
by Kkiolhlm February 24, 2020
The most funny,awesome,cool and caring person you will ever meet!
Most of the time a Jonathan has super soft hands and fluffy hair.
If you ever meet a Jonathan or know a Jonathan then your a very lucky person.
Most of the time a Jonathan has super soft hands and fluffy hair.
If you ever meet a Jonathan or know a Jonathan then your a very lucky person.
by Human-person March 13, 2019
A warriors bandwagon
Hates on lebrons greatness
A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom
Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan
Hates on smite players
Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist
Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down
Was once a dagger king
Goes by KING JO
Is very smart
Corrects everyone’s grammar
Thinks he’s always right
Hates on lebrons greatness
A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom
Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan
Hates on smite players
Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist
Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down
Was once a dagger king
Goes by KING JO
Is very smart
Corrects everyone’s grammar
Thinks he’s always right
Jonathan is a wise man
by J John May 29, 2019
Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.