Lars-Johan

Lars-Johan is a guy who is addicted to coffee and Star Wars.
Mxa: Dude, how much coffee are you going to drink?

LJ: I can't help it, I'm a Lars-Johan
by DJ Kkkkajsa November 16, 2017
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Johan Helgi

A TysTys Patrol captain
Let’s go on a TysTys tour, Johan helgi is leading the way
by TYSIAN November 22, 2021
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johan ruiz

Strong fierce Mexican who isn’t affraid to speak his mind and gets all the girls usually has a lot of girl bestfreinds.
by Unknown 123432432 February 09, 2018
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Johan Maxén

Sexy beats, a real Viking, he gets all the pussy and none of the STD. Most metal person you Will ever meet and the badass too. His Viking legasy goes back through out history and both has Satan and Odin at his side
Wow did you see Johan Maxén at that msyhem show. Yeah he dived into the crowd from a plane.
Johan Maxén is a beast.
by Viking beast December 13, 2016
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Johan Olesen

A person, typically of the male gender, who has perfectly even-sized symmetrical arms.
"Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."
by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019
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johan halset

means a guy with a extreme long cock
he is also super strong and gets all the girls.
oh you are such a johan halset: means you have a big cock
by karabodl February 02, 2022
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