blow job

when a girl hooks up with you, takes off your shirt and kisses down your abdomen kissing your nippes and your belly button also than taking off your pants and puts her mouth on your cock and sucks up and down

jen told me she wanted to give me a blow job when i come over her house next time, i went over and went up to her room she told me to lay down on her bed she and i started hooking up then she took off my shirt, kissed my neck and then my nipples she kept kissing down my belly until she got to my belly button where she started kissing that then whe got to my pants and took them off, she started rubbing her hand on my boxers then took those off and started sucking and then i ejaculated and she drank it and licked it all of this is a b

by outiebellybuttonlover September 28, 2009

carebear blow job

Dressed as a care bear give the carebear stare while getting a big load on your face

The carebear blow job is the the most strangest sexual experience of my life

by Toriel Chilli Peppers January 16, 2018

blow job high

A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.

The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.

by outatym December 29, 2013

minnesota blow job

A sexual act out of state that never actually happened

Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year

1 year later... u totally didn't

by The Fredrick wrap January 25, 2016

Kentucky blow job

When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up

I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job

by Nashville bible pusher July 14, 2016

Blow job scrunchie

When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements

I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies

by Spanky Monkey November 30, 2019

Blow job brain

When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...

Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."

by Milly5 November 10, 2015