Jewish Snowball

When two people blow a mouth full of pennies back and forth into each others mouths. Add some semen to spice things up.

Jake and Alex Enjoyed a nice Jewish Snowball.

by xxclandestinexx July 19, 2019

Jewish Woodchipper

When she is giving you head and she starts to nibble on your foreskin.

Man 1: woah bro what happen to ya cock?
Man 2: she gave me that nice Jewish Woodchipper bro

by thefortniteburgerguy October 05, 2020

Jewish weekend

Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.

Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.

Boss: Sure.

Guy: Thanks!

by TheGamingGamer1 June 23, 2014

Jewish Crack

Allergy medicine in pill or tablet form.

I took my Jewish crack, so we won't have any trouble at the dog show.

by Commander Kafka November 18, 2016

Jewish football

A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".

I lost at Jewish Football...

by hahahahahahahahahaha January 15, 2008

jewish donut

See definition bagel.

Ezeekial likes to eat a jewish donut for breakfast.

by Andrew Stump August 30, 2005

jewish virgin

A female who does anal, oral, and just about everything else... with the exception of vaginal intercourse, so she can still claim to be a virgin on her wedding day.

"She has herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea... but no kids."
"Oh, she must be a Jewish virgin!"

by Jesus Swallows November 26, 2006