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Jizzalicous Jewels

Small drops of semen that land on the sheets/pillows while using the "pull out method", most commonly occurs whilst changing from intercourse to oral.
Bill: "So did she swallow your baby gravy?"
Bob: "She didn't open her mouth quick enough when I pulled out so I just shot Jizzalicous Jewels all over her sheets.."
by anonymous June 2, 2024
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Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.
Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!
by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025
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Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
by curtisbaby August 9, 2023
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A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
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