Ask Jeeves

(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.

I hate ask.co.uk


I shall hit it with my hating stick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Jeeple

Noun: Jeep + People. Jeeple describes the comradery and cult-like mentality of Jeep owners, most commonly seen with owners of extensively modified Jeeps but affects all Jeep lovers alike. Jeeple have coined the terms such as "It's a Jeep thing" and actions such as the "Jeep Wave".

If you're not a Jeeple, then fuck you!

by Burrito! August 17, 2011

Jeeya

Jeeya is the name of a girl with beauty, hope & intelligence. She could move mountains if she put her mind to it. She’s also very laid back & chill and will give the most greatest advice in every situation given. The most trustworthy person you’ll ever find. And her beauty is truly something else too. Don’t let go of her

she’s perfect, her name must be jeeya

by Rhysisaac March 19, 2019

Jeezie C

The hip and funky-fresh name of Jesus Christ.

"Yo, I was chillin' with Jeezie C when I OD'd last night. He's a cool guy and he's got it goin' on without bein' all up ins in all the wrong places. Know what I'm sayin' G?"

"No."

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers October 8, 2005

Ebay jeebies

That feeling you get when the item you are bidding for on ebay is about to end.

3 minutes left! I'm getting the ebay jeebies!

by Dark Jesus January 25, 2006

Jeek Da Sneak'n

It is when a person, whos name is jake, does shady stuff and sneaks around...

"Yo man have u seen jake lately?"

"Naw dood i heard he's been Jeek Da Sneak'n with uncle jerry"

by Hey jake its uncle jerry March 8, 2009

jeeplet

Slang term for compact or subcompact short-wheelbase SUVs such as the Chevrolet/Geo Tracker or the Suzuki Sidekick. Sometimes "pimped" by rednecks by adding ridiculously huge tires, fog lights, rollbars, and the like. Typically ridiculed by most, until one realises how economical they can be. Jeeplets tend to have a high rollover risk but can be quite capable on offroad courses if modified correctly.

(H2 owner): You look so gay driving that little jeeplet around. What's it got, a four-banger? Lame.
(Person 2): Perhaps... But at least I don't get 2 miles per gallon driving that wasteful, American pile of shit!

by nezwick September 5, 2008