nice honnom being, very weird and likes to make unusual jokes
when she gets mad or triggered there is no way back
when she gets mad or triggered there is no way back
by jazzy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 1, 2018
Get the Jazzymug. The action of an individual trying to slip their way out of difficult situations where they are unable to gain an upper hand or are fully aware of their disadvantage.
Actions include, but are not limited to:
- Making excuses when losing a bet
- Leaving a social event they are not interested in, early, with the excuse of "washing dishes"
- Bluffing about their abilities or position in order to intimidate the opposition into folding
- Finding unreasonable excuses to not attend social events entirely
- Making unfair bets and thinking they slick
Actions include, but are not limited to:
- Making excuses when losing a bet
- Leaving a social event they are not interested in, early, with the excuse of "washing dishes"
- Bluffing about their abilities or position in order to intimidate the opposition into folding
- Finding unreasonable excuses to not attend social events entirely
- Making unfair bets and thinking they slick
A: "Pre-workout is a scam. You guys could never keep up with me. I used to bench 225 with one hand."
B: "You wanna bet?"
A: "Take your caffeine kool-aid. If you win, I'll take pre-workout with you next time. If you win, you'll never take pre-workout again"
A: *Dies after second chest movement*
A: "Hey I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash"
B: "Man this dude really out here trynna jazzy out of the bet"
A: "Yooo I'm so hyped about going out this weekend"
B: "Facts bro its gonna be lit"
*The weekend in question*
B: "Yo why are you not ready rn we have to leave in 5 min. The taxi is waiting"
A: "Ahh shit my fault guys I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash."
B: "Mannn you really gonna jazzy outta this one too??"
A: "Yoo you watched the new JJK episode?"
B: "Nah but I actually read all the mangas including the unreleased limited edition gold cover ones"
A: "Oh shit can I see one?"
B: "See I would but I actually got mad dishes to wash"
A: "Bro wtf stop jazzying. What does that have to do with showing me a book. You been sitting around all day"
B: "Hold on I'm getting call"
*Disappears into room for 3 days*
B: "You wanna bet?"
A: "Take your caffeine kool-aid. If you win, I'll take pre-workout with you next time. If you win, you'll never take pre-workout again"
A: *Dies after second chest movement*
A: "Hey I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash"
B: "Man this dude really out here trynna jazzy out of the bet"
A: "Yooo I'm so hyped about going out this weekend"
B: "Facts bro its gonna be lit"
*The weekend in question*
B: "Yo why are you not ready rn we have to leave in 5 min. The taxi is waiting"
A: "Ahh shit my fault guys I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash."
B: "Mannn you really gonna jazzy outta this one too??"
A: "Yoo you watched the new JJK episode?"
B: "Nah but I actually read all the mangas including the unreleased limited edition gold cover ones"
A: "Oh shit can I see one?"
B: "See I would but I actually got mad dishes to wash"
A: "Bro wtf stop jazzying. What does that have to do with showing me a book. You been sitting around all day"
B: "Hold on I'm getting call"
*Disappears into room for 3 days*
by theanonymoussquareassociation November 11, 2023
Get the jazzymug. Extremely protective girlfriend, super possessive of her man. Will Cheeto-Chop any female who looks at her man wrong, let alone even think about talking to him. She loves harder than anything you could ever imagine but do her wrong and you'll see a side of her you didn't know existed from humans. All Hades will rise and you'll wish you had never been born. So just love her and your life will be the best it could ever be.
He was approached by an unknown female but rerouted her attempt because he didn't want to feel the wild Jazzy come out in his girlfriend.
Jasmine was all sweet and cute until her BF did her wrong then she turned into a wild Jazzy.
Jasmine was all sweet and cute until her BF did her wrong then she turned into a wild Jazzy.
by KJ4Ever July 11, 2020
Get the Wild Jazzymug. this girl is the type of person who you always see but never hang out with alone. she’ll be shy and awkward at first, but once you get to know her she’s the best friend ever that will make you laugh when you need a laugh. she’ll cheer you up even if you’re already happy. she’ll end up getting very close with you and comfortable around you. she might not seem like a lovey dovey friend, but she secretly loves you with all her heart. she’s also very pretty but refuses to think that she is. make sure you compliment her, because she could be very hurt inside but doesn’t want you to worry about her.
by anonymous January 5, 2021
Get the jazzymug. by Piephoff March 22, 2009
Get the jazziesmug. by Basic White Guy November 25, 2021
Get the Jazzy Baconmug. well to pull a jazzy joaquin you open the assault with a seneaky sanchez then transition into a gas pump after ou have had enough fun and are about to ejaculate you switch to doggystyle quickly and go for about a minute then you either pull a hudini or a pearl necklace or a pearl necklace to go but if you are civalized suck as i am you preform either a sneaky turkish or settle for the classic superman she will love it.
by benito1234 October 28, 2007
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