Jamaican toothbrush

To take an object that belongs to someone else, put it in your ass and then return it to where it was, unknown to the owner of the object. This is done in the hopes the person will use it or handle it unaware it has been in your ass.

This comes from an old story in the 70's of a couple who went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. While out one night their room was broken into ransacked and robbed. All that was left behind was their camera (this is before digital cameras) and toothbrushes. The couple replaced what was missing and went on with their vacation.
Upon returning and developing the photos of their wonderful honeymoon in Jamaica they were shocked to find pictures of their toothbrushes jammed up the perpetrators backdoor.

"Hey, Curt has gone to a seminar let's Jamaican toothbrush his favorite pen while he's out.". In this instance one of Curt's coworkers takes the stapler to the bathroom and takes a picture of it mostly up his ass but enough out to recognize it. In lieu of insertion, possibly in the toilet, or just uncomfortably close to a not so desirable part of the anatomy.

"That plumber Norm charged me $225 for a quick repair left behind a small flashlight, so I Jamaican toothbrushed it and returned it to him"

by tommyboyO June 10, 2016

Angry jamaican

When one inserts his testicle into a woman's vagina during intercourse

Last night i fully angry jamaican'd this chick...

by Co factor S September 25, 2009

Jamaican Rainshowers

When you take the blunt or the bong or whatever your smoking out of, go into the bathroom, turn the shower on hot, and let the room steam up while your smoking. The steam opens up your pores and you get higher.(Try it)
*When doing a jamaican rainshower with just you and a female, there's a 95% chance she wants to have sex with you.

-Dude you are walking hella funny..are you faded?
-Man, I'm straight dead. I had a "Jamaican Rainshowers" before I left for school.

by Tre-Duece February 26, 2009

bati boy *jamaican slang*

jamaican slang; translated to urban slang, it becomes "booty boy" meaning a homosexual.

me want 2 burn that bati boy

by lala November 17, 2003

jamaican jerk

When you reach from behind and through your legs in a bent over fashion with one foot propped up upon an object such as a table or chair.

My mom totally caught me busting out a Jamaican Jerk last night.

by Lickibra June 10, 2008

Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry

When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.

I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry

by Dingleberry Rock November 30, 2004

Jamaican Bacon

A can of beer. The reason for this is that "beer can" said in a English accent also sounds like "bacon" said in a Jamaican accent and vice versa.

English: "Grab me some Jamaican Bacon while you're in the kitchen old chap, I'm extremely thirsty."

Jamacan: "Ya' waan fi get me sum beer can while you are at di butchaz? Me waant a sandwich, mon."

by Spambanjo2 May 3, 2012