My Morning Jack-It

Masturbation in the AM. Generally results from morning wood

"I woke up to a nice my morning jack-it"... "you mean like the band?" ... nope

by icechris September 1, 2011

Andy Jack

Slang for a United States twenty-dollar bill derived from Andrew Jackson being the president portrayed on said bill.

Danny owed Neil an Andy Jack after paying for the wings and beer.

by Thread Wars March 9, 2010

Sleep Jack

A serious and embarrassing condition, most cases with young men between 13 and 18 years of age, but is still diagnosed on older men. When a male is sleeping, impulses are sent to the brain to begin ejaculating. At first one will not notice that he has the condition but as weeks go on, it will get more and more severe. There is level 1 which is almost never noticed, but one will occasionally experience an odd phenomena known as blue balls. Level 2 at which point you will not wake up with morning wood. And Level 3 where one will wake up without morning wood, and with a white, slimy substances all of the sheets, and or undergarments.
Symptoms include:
- Soar hand, shoulder, and or elbow.
- Pain in the genital area
- No friends at all

Sentence: Hello Doctor, I believe I have a serious case of sleep jack.
Senario: A man wakes up with pain in his testicular area.

by Mr. Ben L. July 21, 2011

swagger jack

To steal; to copy; to use as one's own; to imitate

Stop swagger jackin' my nifty ideas!

by Harold&Herbert August 7, 2006

Jack Skellington

While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.

Last Halloween, I had to Jack Skellington this nasty hoe before her pink sock exploded on me.

by Slap Mint September 27, 2019

Dick Jack

n., adj.,(Richard John formally) Incessant masturbator, 'net porn addict, dates ONLY girlie magazines or left/right hand, can get erect at the fleeting glimpse of a woman's cleavage in a TV soap ad or speeding by the other way on a six-lane highway.

Is one REALLY necessary? It's probably YOU reading this. Just look in the mirror. Dick Jack.

by Professional Scold June 29, 2008

jack russel terrier

A loving dog that is always faithful. Most Jack Russel Terriers are hyper and spunky. very lovable.
The Jack Russell Terrier is a small, principally white-bodied, smooth-, broken-, or rough-coated terrier. ..
A type of small dog, usually brown and white coloured, often used by farmers for rodent control

Wonderful protector of your family, and a faithful companion. the best kind of dog to get.

though they are a little tough to handle, you can't deny their precious face.

I lost my Jack Russel Terrier. she died. rest in peace shamrock.

by Luckyshamrock November 15, 2009