Johnstown Jackoff

to have a homeless man help you masturbate, and during your climax said homeless man takes a shit on your chest

Bill: "OMFG!!! that johnstown jackoff was the best"

Jerry: "ya thank god he was a semi-clean homeless man"

by The Pi Guy17 September 26, 2009

Jackoffasaurus

uber douchebag, someone who is begging to be slapped in the nuts but you cant so you call them a Jackoffasaurus.

Also the better form of calling someone a jackoff.

Or someone who jacksoff to much.

Billy:Dude Your Shirt is gay.
Sean: stfu you Jackoffasaurus.
Billy:*Cries
Alex:Nice dude

by Sean Wheeler January 14, 2008

saint jackolas

a devious one, most likely to be found on a checkers board protecting Sir Blanket of Neverland. not a very good guard in fact, as the scent of small children (male more likely) will easily lead him astray. will corner anyone he can and ply them with Jesus Juice.

"an angry bugger, always up for a chase, and never leaves without his prize" - Rob McLean

by failure33object April 22, 2005

jackoshit

to take a big greasy shit in a pumpkin and throw it on someone.

what me and a group of friends did on halloween.

by amberson April 24, 2003

jackopalypse

n. a boy with blonde hair who wears sweaters.

jackopalypse is such a pooter.

by Nelt April 4, 2005

jackolight

One of those new batteryless LED flashlights that you have to shake (jackoff) to put a moving magnet in motion to produce electricity

I have to shake my jackolight 30 seconds to produce 5 minutes of light.

by Banana Republic January 22, 2006

jackhole

(Noun) The perfect combination of a jackass and an asshole. Basically anyone who acts in an obnoxious fashion.

Fredrick: "Hey Chauncey, did you see how Phillip was dancing in class??"
Chauncey: "Phillip is such a jackhole!!"

by peelanorange November 5, 2010